I would much rather end up a fertiliser under a sunflower which is eventually made into sunflower seed oil so that instead of nibbling me in her prawn cocktail, the pretty girl will rub me on her bristols as she… — Oliver Reed Copy Share Image
Even though people say Richard Harris and I have been having a great feud, it's not true. — Oliver Reed Copy Share Image
“A bird sings in the morning, an owl hoots at night...it's still a bloody bird.” — Oliver Reed Copy Share Image
I also use women as a sex object; maybe I'm kinky. However, I like to talk to them as well. — Oliver Reed Copy Share Image
I don't have a drink problem. But if that was the case and doctors told me I had to stop, I'd like to think… — Oliver Reed Copy Share Image
