You get so weak from eating pears that you fall down, and then they come and take you away on a stretcher. — Oliver Reed Copy Share Image
I might get drunk one day and fall in love or fall over a hooker outside, and I would have consummated a… — Oliver Reed Copy Share Image
Even though people say Richard Harris and I have been having a great feud, it's not true. — Oliver Reed Copy Share Image
“A bird sings in the morning, an owl hoots at night...it's still a bloody bird.” — Oliver Reed Copy Share Image
I also use women as a sex object; maybe I'm kinky. However, I like to talk to them as well. — Oliver Reed Copy Share Image
I don't have a drink problem. But if that was the case and doctors told me I had to stop, I'd like to think… — Oliver Reed Copy Share Image
