When I'm done playing football, I just might be the couch potato dad. — Troy Polamalu Copy Share Image
And so, Thanksgiving. Its the most amazing holiday. Just think about it — it's a miracle that once a year so many… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
Tension translates to your guests. They'll have a much better time having chili and baked potatoes than they would if you did… — Nigella Lawson Copy Share Image
Koolaid is goyish. All Drake's Cakes are goyish. Pumpernickel is Jewish, and, as you know, white bread is very goyish. Instant potatoes… — Lenny Bruce Copy Share Image
Propose to an Englishman any principle, or any instrument, however admirable, and you will observe that the whole effort of the English… — Charles Babbage Copy Share Image
“Just don't fall into a tanning bed. These machines are for vapid, narcissistic, idiots who have barren vacuums where their thoughts, fears,… — Matthew Inman Copy Share Image
I despise formal restaurants. I find all of that formality to be very base and vile. I would much rather eat potato… — Werner Herzog Copy Share Image
The public must learn how to cherish the nobler and rarer plants, and to plant the aloe, able to wait a hundred… — Margaret Fuller Copy Share Image
My dream is to become a farmer. Just a Bohemian guy pulling up his own sweet potatoes for dinner. — Lenny Kravitz Copy Share Image
People should eat what they like, and traditional Thanksgiving sweet potatoes are a respectable option. — Jamelle Bouie Copy Share Image
I have made a lot of mistakes falling in love, and regretted most of them, but never the potatoes that went with… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
Men who pride themselves on their ancestry are like the potato plant, the most part of which is under ground. — William Tyler Copy Share Image
Like turning potatoes or making a bearnaise sauce by hand, forming a cornet - essentially a DIY pastry bag - from parchment… — Claire Saffitz Copy Share Image
9/11 references are like Lay's potato chips...no Congress can make just one. — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
I have these big piano-playing hands. I feel like I should be picking potatoes. — Sandra Bullock Copy Share Image
I'm a lager drinker. I'm quite a stupid lager drinker. I do like my lager and mashed potatoes. — Rhona Mitra Copy Share Image
As the carriage whipped forward, they passed the alley she had spent so many days staring at—it was there, and then gone… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
Can you suggest any suitable aspersions to spread abroad about Mrs. Thatcher? It is idle to suggest she has unnatural relations with… — Sylvia Townsend Warner Copy Share Image
The meal was pretentious - a kind of beetroot soup with greasy croutons; pork underdone with loud vulgar cabbage, potato croquettes, tinned… — Anthony Burgess Copy Share Image
You should write a book," Ron told Hermione as he cut up his potatoes, "translating mad things girls do so boys can… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Atheist Jews double crossers stole our [black people’s] secrets. . . . They give us to worship a dead Jew and not… — Amiri Baraka Copy Share Image
Preparing food is one of life's great joys, but a lot of times, parents ask their kids if they want to cook… — Guy Fieri Copy Share Image
Try throwing a ball just once for a dog. It would be like eating only one peanut or potato chip. Try to… — Roger Caras Copy Share Image
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