I quit smoking the day I found out I was pregnant, which was nine years ago. But I'll still smoke in a… — Jean Smart Copy Share Image
“Math is “maths,” an elevator is a “lift,” a truck is a “lorry,” a flashlight is a “torch,” and “crisps” are what… — Heather Vogel Frederick Copy Share Image
“The Fairy Godmother surveyed the Princess's bedroom. It was littered with the remains of chocolate bars, potato chips, and ice cream containers.… — Kym Petrie Copy Share Image
“To attract a lover, you need to craft the perfect Craigslist ad. Here’s mine: Free TV with purchase of potato chips and… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Occasionally, in the stillness of a taxi or an airplane, she would catalog the pleasures she had lost. Cigarettes. Chewing gum. Strong… — Kevin Brockmeier Copy Share Image
“What was that sound? That rustling noise? It could be heard in the icy North, where there was not one leaf left… — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
Downhill's the future of the sport. Cross-country's not geared for TV. Some fat guy watching it with a beer in one hand… — Missy Giove Copy Share Image
“Can somebody tell me why it is that trips to Home Depot are like potato chips, you can never have just one?” — Aaron Blaylock Copy Share Image
Miss Manners does not mind explaining the finer points of gracious living, but she feels that anyone without the sense to pick… — Judith Martin Copy Share Image
Stars make money on real movies. They make big money on real movies. To come into my world, I've got some M&Ms… — Lee Daniels Copy Share Image
“ I think that's Justin Bieber. Standing in front of a line up of Lay's potato chips, Qhuinn looked overhead to the… — J.R. Ward Copy Share Image
“The dogs came racing up the stairs. They danced at Rima's feet, frantic with the need to communicate something to her. Little… — Karen Joy Fowler Copy Share Image
Oh, great reviews are the worst. They mislead you more than the bad ones, because they only fuel your ego. Then you… — Chazz Palminteri Copy Share Image
I love all Puerto Rican food. I love rice and beans. I like anything with steak, chicken, pork. But I like chocolate… — Jorge Posada Copy Share Image
“The stakes are high. One sound before we escape and we’re stuck with our five-year-old brother, Steadman, for the rest of the… — Patricia Reilly Giff Copy Share Image
There were a lot of publishers that I loved, so the book went to auction. An auction is where you sit nervously… — Molly Yeh Copy Share Image
“Fat men in tank tops drank beer while the women and children streamed back and forth between the tables and their battered… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“How many times have you tried to talk to someone about something that matters to you, tried to get them to see… — Michael Marshall Smith Copy Share Image
“I want to sit on the sofa, eating potato chips, while wearing one of those vibrating ab belts and getting a workout.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
When white people eat potato chips, they're called white people. When black people eat potato chips, they're called niggas. — Carlos Mencia Copy Share Image
Hot dogs and Red Vines and potato chips and French fries are my favorite foods. — Betty White Copy Share Image
I bet you never think about it, those people risk there lives everyday. While we sit around on our couches, eating potato… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I auditioned for soap operas and commercials; I remember auditioning for Lays potato chips. It was a sort of 'Mutiny on the… — John Lithgow Copy Share Image
I was real skinny in high school. I was real fast and explosive. I just didn't really have a good nutrition plan;… — Antonio Brown Copy Share Image
The highly motivated people in society are the ones causing all the trouble. It's not the lazy unmotivated folks sitting in front… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
