Government bailouts are like potato chips: You can't stop with just one. — Thomas Sowell Copy Share Image
All food starting with p is comfort food: pasta, potato chips, pretzels, peanut butter, pastrami, Pizza, pastry. — Sara Paretsky Copy Share Image
9/11 references are like Lay's potato chips...no Congress can make just one. — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
Rather than munching on a bag of potato chips, stick to fresh fruit and veggies. — Mehmet Oz Copy Share Image
Going to a movie so you won't be offended is like eating potato chips made with Olestra; you avoid the dangers of… — Roger Ebert Copy Share Image
He scooped up Victoria practically before she hit the ground, well within the five-second rule. If she'd been a potato chip, he… — Josh Lanyon Copy Share Image
I really dislike flavoured potato chips, and so I always insist on just potatoes and salt, y'know? But that's not weird. — Joe Satriani Copy Share Image
Even my mom. I have to tell her, "If you want a snack, don't go to bed with potato chips. Eat a… — Sandra Cisneros Copy Share Image
A lot of my snacks are healthy. I love things like hummus, carrots, and celery, but I will never give up potato… — Holly Marie Combs Copy Share Image
I get superstitious. I always have to have some form of potato, either chips or mashed potato or roast potatoes on a… — Nadine Coyle Copy Share Image
I despise formal restaurants. I find all of that formality to be very base and vile. I would much rather eat potato… — Werner Herzog Copy Share Image
“They were all watching me with open concern and curiosity; the only sound breaking the silence was Sandra munching on potato chips.… — Penny Reid Copy Share Image
There's a list of foods I can't have in the house. Peanut butter, can't have that in the house. Potato chips, can't… — Richard Simmons Copy Share Image
I don't want to have to put on that "thing" - I call it "the thing" when I have to do my… — Tyra Banks Copy Share Image
I bet you never think about it, those people risk there lives everyday. While we sit around on our couches, eating potato… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Nothing was planned in my career. I just went with the flow and took everything that came to me. Selling potato chips… — Boman Irani Copy Share Image
The worst thing about television is that everybody you see on television is doing something better than what you're doing. You never… — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
We are often too late with our brilliance. We are on time delay. The only instant gratification comes in the form of… — Richard Schiff Copy Share Image
Experts in ancient Greek culture say that people back then didnt see their thoughts as belonging to them. When ancient Greeks had… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
I do have a family, and I do have friends, and so-called friends, and acquaintances, and many other people I see only… — Macaulay Culkin Copy Share Image
“Sometimes, when I find it hard to sleep, I’ll think of when we first met, of the newness of each other’s body,… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
“Things break all the time. Glass, and dishes, and fingernails. Cars and contracts and potato chips. You can break a record, a… — Jodi Picoult Copy Share Image
“I am plenty romantic. Just this morning while he slept, I had left Carter a box of his favorite candy next to… — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“The world is wide, wide, wide, and I am young, young, young, and we’re all going to live forever!' We were very… — Elaine Dundy Copy Share Image
“Oh, for fuck's sake, quit being pussies." Montana leaned against the doorframe, Coke in hand. "You hit me. I left. Billy got… — Sean Michael Copy Share Image
Two generations ago only a few unfortunate children ever saw anyone hit over the head with a brick, shot, rammed by a… — Penelope Leach Copy Share Image
“Rule number one of anime," Simon said. He sat propped up against a pile of pillows at the foot of his bed,… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
“Why do you have my dress?” I march over, yanking her other drawers open to see what other treasures were waiting to… — Minka Kent Copy Share Image
“How do you expect me to provide you with a demon tear if I don’t have a body? I can’t cry you… — Karen Mahoney Copy Share Image
“Despite the differences in their ages, I still thought of them as adventurous girls. It never occurred to me that they might… — Captain Hank Bracker, "Seawater One Copy Share Image
“Keep your whiskers crisp and clean. Do not let the mice grow lean. Do not let yourself grow fat Like a common… — Nancy Willard Copy Share Image
Try throwing a ball just once for a dog. It would be like eating only one peanut or potato chip. Try to… — Roger Caras Copy Share Image
I started eating healthier. I actually gave up fast food. I gave up candy and potato chips and everything else. I started… — Ryan Lochte Copy Share Image
We consume everything like potato chips. In this environment, I suspect the cartoonist's connection with readers is likely to be superficial and… — Bill Watterson Copy Share Image
The New York Times and the rest of the mainstream media will only refer to partial birth abortion as 'what its opponents… — Ann Coulter Copy Share Image
Things break all the time. Glass and dishes and fingernails. Cars and contracts and potato chips. You can break a record, a… — Jodi Picoult Copy Share Image
What is it to keep kosher? Is it eating kosher potato chips? Kosher is a bigger idea. I think it's about being… — Matisyahu Copy Share Image
There's a deli around the corner from my office where I'd get a bag of chips with my sandwich, and I was… — Keith Belling Copy Share Image
“Accepting favors from fiends was so against the rules. Like potato chips, you couldn't stop at just one, then you'd find yourself… — Jana Oliver Copy Share Image
