“This is your fault. I'm going to kill you. And all the cake is gone. You don't even care, do you?” — J.K. Simmons Copy Share Image
There are no two words in the English language more harmful than good job, — J.K. Simmons Copy Share Image
If you're lucky enough to have a parent or two alive, call them. Don't text, don't email. Call them. Listen to them for as… — J.K. Simmons Copy Share Image
In my work I try to get things right, to do it well, and if there are specific skills involved - like in a… — J.K. Simmons Copy Share Image
I literally went in and auditioned and got the part of "sounds like J.K. Simmons." I've heard people say a "J.K. Simmons type, but… — J.K. Simmons Copy Share Image
“This is your fault. I'm going to kill you. And all the cake is gone. You don't even care, do you?” — J.K. Simmons Copy Share Image
When I got out of college I moved to Seattle because it was the nearest big city and still didn't know if I wanted… — J.K. Simmons Copy Share Image
And if I may, call your mom, everybody. I've told this [to], like, a billion people, or so. Call your mom, call your dad.… — J.K. Simmons Copy Share Image
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