Laughter is the buildup of tension in your body. You need it to blow up the balloon you're popping with your punchline. — Tony Hinchcliffe Copy Share Image
I have some pro-Trump material, even though I'm not specifically pro-Trump. The material is. — Tony Hinchcliffe Copy Share Image
There is no victim mentality whatsoever in Texas. In Austin we are hyper aware of the existing freedom of American stand-up comedy and the… — Tony Hinchcliffe Copy Share Image
Goals nowadays are always evolving. Back in the old days, you wanted to get on 'The Tonight Show' or get a Comedy Central half-hour.… — Tony Hinchcliffe Copy Share Image
Anytime my father, who would visit sometimes, would come around, my goal was to make him laugh because I thought that would make him… — Tony Hinchcliffe Copy Share Image
Rickles is the OG master. I remember watching him when I was a little kid when Johnny Carson was still on the air. I… — Tony Hinchcliffe Copy Share Image
When I go out and perform, it's my nightly therapy session. I go out and set the tone and nobody is safe. Nothing is… — Tony Hinchcliffe Copy Share Image
Everything that happened there in the '70s and '80s made it an important place for me. As a kid I became obsessed with David… — Tony Hinchcliffe Copy Share Image
I don't have the patience for big industry to give me validation. — Tony Hinchcliffe Copy Share Image
I needed a tough dad. I grew up with a poor single mom in a very bad neighborhood. I was scared my entire childhood.… — Tony Hinchcliffe Copy Share Image
By having our priorities be our own podcasts and doing live shows regularly we get better at those two things regularly and can all… — Tony Hinchcliffe Copy Share Image
There's literally a floating island of garbage in the middle of the ocean right now. I think it's called Puerto Rico. — Tony Hinchcliffe Copy Share Image
