I wish I were a big-mouthed cockroach, so that I could lick all the sugar off your sweet kisses before gently and softly biting the tip of your tongue. — Jean-Paul Malfatti Copy Share Image
If I were a cat, I'd make love with a door mat; if I were a frog, I'd make love with a pond log; as I am a boy, I make love with my live toy...you! — Jean-Paul Malfatti Copy Share Image
Playing dumb is not for me. If I say that I don't understand it, it means that I don't understand it. Period. — Jean-Paul Malfatti Copy Share Image
I'm not used to paying tithes and I have never been under God's curse on account of that. And, if one day He considers… — Jean-Paul Malfatti Copy Share Image
It's easier for an Italian to gesticulate without talking than to talk without gesticulating. — Jean-Paul Malfatti Copy Share Image
Being (or feeling as) a poet is also to weep sorrows behind the smile of a pen. — Jean-Paul Malfatti Copy Share Image
Life becomes an even harder nut to crack right when you start thinking that living it is such a piece of cake. — Jean-Paul Malfatti Copy Share Image
Understanding the animals' instinct is much much easier than to understand the human beings' (pseudo) intelligence! — Jean-Paul Malfatti Copy Share
This year, neither my boyfriend nor I am excited about Thanksgiving. As a matter of fact, we feel as though we were a couple… — Jean-Paul Malfatti Copy Share Image
