Poop Quotes by Julie Bowen

I think it's pretty common for people to get excited when they meet somebody that they know from the media.

— Julie Bowen

I always come across sounding like I hate my children. I actually love them very much.

— Julie Bowen

I read some article where Reese Witherspoon said, "If you're not yelling at your kids, you're not spending enough time with them." It made…

— Julie Bowen

I grew up playing field hockey and lacrosse - prep school sport - and I was terrible at them.

— Julie Bowen

I take the kids skiing every year, and my husband doesn't always go. The way I grew up, that's very normal. My mom would…

— Julie Bowen

As I have gotten older, I've discovered the joys of being lazy.

— Julie Bowen

You don't want people to suffer or get fat when they're pregnant.

— Julie Bowen

I'm not in shape.

— Julie Bowen

I really like putting the kids to bed. Everyone is cozy and snuggly. Nobody is giving anyone a hard time, and everybody reads.

— Julie Bowen

It's a war of attrition. If you have patience and a modicum of faith in yourself your chances are not too bad.

— Julie Bowen

I use an app called ChoreMonster. The kids earn points for brushing teeth or picking up the dog poop. It's genius.

— Julie Bowen

I'm less comfortable in stilettos than I am in running shoes.

— Julie Bowen