The uncomfortable truth is that we all enjoyed the party far too much to query where all the booze was coming from. Now we seem intent on lynching the barman for letting us get drunk and attacking the Government for… — Sean O'Grady Copy Share Image
Sometimes I pick up the phone, listen to cold caller alias name, repeat it several times in an incredulous tone and then - bam! - pretend to recognise them. I ask them if they remember the hell of a time we had at the 1985 summer camp when we set fire to the wooden shed, and I keep making things… — Sean O'Grady Copy Share
Consumerism has become a new religion, complete with its high priests at Which? and its fatwas against anyone with the temerity to try to… — Sean O'Grady Copy Share Image
Try to sell cold callers something and be very insistent. Works well. Also good for door-to-door sales people, especially if they're wearing poor shoes. — Sean O'Grady Copy Share Image
The uncomfortable truth is that we all enjoyed the party far too much to query where all the booze was coming from. Now we… — Sean O'Grady Copy Share Image
They are a special breed-like normal accountants, but without the soppy sentimentality. These are the oncologists of market capitalism. — Sean O'Grady Copy Share Image
I tell cold callers I'm very interested but a bit deaf, my hearing aid is not working properly and can they speak up. The… — Sean O'Grady Copy Share Image
