A police officer came up to me yesterday and said, 'Where were you between four and six?' I said, 'Kindergarten' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The doctrine of vocation deals with how God works through human beings to bestow His gifts. God gives us this day our… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Morgan, 26, is not a police officer, but he looks like one. He dresses in full uniform and has a 40-caliber semi-automatic… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Do you ever pass a police officer, even though you didnt do anything, but still look like you just murdered 10 people?… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
*Police officer walks up to me* Police: Where were you between 4 and 6? Me: Kindergarten — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Police officer: Were you texting and driving? Person: Of course not. I was tweeting. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If a Police Officer says, Anything you say will be taken down & used as evidence... Your answer should always be, Please… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
