One does not allow the plumbers to decide the temperature, depth and timing of a bath. — Jack Gould Copy Share Image
Mr. Presley has no discernible singing ability. His specialty is rhythm songs which he renders in an undistinguished whine; his phrasing, if it can… — Jack Gould Copy Share Image
It's like being called up in the draft. The peculiar joy of hemorrhaging without bleeding starts when the evil little red light glows on… — Jack Gould Copy Share Image
Why not pick up the new full-length motion picture at the corner drugstore and then run it through one's home TV receiver? — Jack Gould Copy Share Image
Commercials on television are similar to sex and taxes; the more talk there is about them, the less likely they are to be curbed. — Jack Gould Copy Share Image
Mr. Presley has no discernible singing ability . . . For the ear he is an unutterable bore, not nearly so talented as Frank… — Jack Gould Copy Share Image
One does not allow the plumbers to decide the temperature, depth and timing of a bath. — Jack Gould Copy Share Image
There is something supremely reassuring about television; the worst is always yet to come. — Jack Gould Copy Share Image
