Player Quotes by Judy Gold

Growing up in New Jersey, bat mitzvas were all about the elegant parties.

— Judy Gold

Women are taught that if you want to be a lady, keep your opinions to yourself and be polite.

— Judy Gold

It's fun to be someone else.

— Judy Gold

To have a job making people laugh really is the greatest thing.

— Judy Gold

Female comics cannot dress provocatively on stage.

— Judy Gold

I've never been on one of these shows where you have to make alliances and be a team player.

— Judy Gold

I love the vulgar. I kind of have the humor of a 17-year-old boy.

— Judy Gold

I started taking all these cooking classes. I learned a lot in them, but you think you're going to retain it, and you don't.…

— Judy Gold

I'm not sure when exactly I knew I was funny, but I always knew I was different. I never had an 'edit' button and…

— Judy Gold

Many comics stay in one city and develop their acts for that particular audience.

— Judy Gold

The more life experience you have, the more comedy you can write.

— Judy Gold

If I was married to a man, and I had the same life situation that I have, it's the perfect recipe for a sitcom.

— Judy Gold