Plate Onion Quotes by Fanny Brice

For ten thousand dollars, I'd endorse an opium pipe.

— Fanny Brice

Being a funny person does an awful lot of things to you. You feel that you mustn't get serious with people. They don't expect…

— Fanny Brice

Let the world know you as you are, not as you think you should be.

— Fanny Brice

I'm a bad woman, but I'm damn good company.

— Fanny Brice

Any woman who can’t say a four-letter word sometimes is deceitful.

— Fanny Brice

Men always fall for frigid women because they put on the best show.

— Fanny Brice

Wrong is for other people.

— Fanny Brice

Love is like a card trick. After you know how it works, it's no fun any more.

— Fanny Brice

I've done everything in the theatre except marry a property man.

— Fanny Brice

Esther Williams? Wet, she's a star. Dry, she ain't.

— Fanny Brice

Let the world know you as you are, not as you think you should be, because sooner or later, if you are posing, you…

— Fanny Brice

Anyone who can't say blank is deceitful.

— Fanny Brice