If Ohio was a food, it would be Benadryl. If Chicago was pizza, Ohio is Benadryl, or some sort of generic over-the-counter. — Patti Harrison Copy Share Image
“Yes! Just don’t hurt us.” “Good. And pizza. I am in the mood for a pizza.” — Willow Rose Copy Share Image
My idea of feng shui is to have them arrange the pepperoni in a circle on my pizza — Titus Lucretius Carus Copy Share Image
I can eat everything; chocolate, hamburgers, pizza, go to McDonalds, Burger King, KFC. It's all in my body. — Rain Copy Share Image
I've been making pizza dough lately. And I'm pretty sure the calzone was invented when a pizza got stuck on the peel... — Richard Blais Copy Share Image
At 22, I had something I loved to do - make pizza - and something I was good at: running a business. — John Schnatter Copy Share Image
A guy friend and I went to California Pizza Kitchen, and a group of pretty girls came over to us and said,… — Chad Michael Murray Copy Share Image
I eat ranch dressing with my pizza; I dip it in the ranch. It is so good! I know, I am really… — Jamie Lynn Spears Copy Share Image
I'm not sure if my husband is going to be there when I actually have the baby. He said the only way… — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
My costumes are the same measurements they were when I was 19, 20 years old. I eat pizza and ice cream, but… — Charo Copy Share Image
And I could always count on that day because, those who love good Jet's Pizza understand that one slice of Jet's Pizza… — Joe Thomas Copy Share Image
If my writing comes to a halt, I head to the shops: I find them very inspirational. And if I get into… — Sophie Kinsella Copy Share Image
I think one of my favorite things to do is just lock myself up in a small room and listen to music… — Daniel Radcliffe Copy Share Image
“Everything it's has it's own benefits if you buy frozen pizza you go fat. If you buy well made pizza you will… — Deyth Banger Copy Share Image
When I'm in power, here's how I'm gonna put the country back on its feet. I'm going to put sterilizing agents in… — Adam Carolla Copy Share Image
My ideal meal would probably be the cheesiest pasta or pizza, followed by something creamy and chocolaty. I mean, just the worst… — Ricky Gervais Copy Share Image
The first time I hung out with [David Blaine], he took me to this condemned building, and it had a pizza oven… — Harmony Korine Copy Share Image
There's no question that the next generation of terrorists, rather than going for small, little dramas, will go for the big one.… — Richard Holbrooke Copy Share Image
My breakdancing crew used to go to the mall and squat a piece of cardboard there; we had our jam box, and… — Vanilla Ice Copy Share Image
I have my Master's Degree but I learned more at my dinner table than any class I ever took. My dad would… — Dick Vitale Copy Share Image
Ladies like improv stilts, and I think men like improv giant cocks. But one of the great things about improv is that… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
All my friends were in college when I was making 'Superbad.' We were drinking beer and watching movies and eating pizza. It… — Jonah Hill Copy Share Image
“Cassie speared one of the fried balls and placed it on her plate, along with a scoop of the dark brown paste.… — Emily Arden Wells Copy Share Image
Collectivism doesn't work because it's based on a faulty economic premise. There is no such thing as a person's "fair share" of… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My theory is that if you have pizza one night, you can just make a better choice the the next day. — Vogue Williams Copy Share Image
Hating the Yankees is as American as pizza pie, unwed mothers, and cheating on your income tax. — Mike Royko Copy Share Image
Programming languages, like pizzas, come in only too sizes; too big and too small. — Richard E. Pattis Copy Share Image
My name is Mortimer Alexander and I am a licensed summoner." "Darn. I'd hoped you were the pizza delivery guy. — Jana Oliver Copy Share Image
My diet is a little bit better. I'm not eating burgers and pizza anymore. — Mike Evans Copy Share Image
My husband and I go to Il Fico every Friday, and I get the whole-wheat pizza. I won't eat pizza anywhere else! — Kelly Wearstler Copy Share Image
After you die you turn into pizza the flavor of your soul. Evil people get olives. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If properly dried and trimmed, New York-style pizza could be used to make a box for Chicago-style pizza. — Nick Offerman Copy Share Image
You called me and said you were home and wanted to go out for a pizza." "I did? What time is it?"… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
“I love my pizza so much, in fact, that I have come to believe in my delirium that my pizza might actually… — Elizabeth Gilbert Copy Share Image
I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want… — Jean Pigozzi Copy Share Image
When I was five, I went on my first audition. It was for a Pizza Hut commercial. — Haley Joel Osment Copy Share Image
After high school I moved out and worked at pizza shops and movie theaters and moved to L.A. for a year and… — Charles Forsman Copy Share Image
The supermoon is a 16-inch pizza compared with a 15-inch pizza. It's a slightly bigger moon; I ain't using the adjective 'supermoon.' — Neil deGrasse Tyson Copy Share Image
I am like that guy on the 'Odd Couple,' and it is not the neat guy. I go into my room and… — Rick Majerus Copy Share Image
As a chef and as a father, I am very upset by what's on the menu at most schools: chicken nuggets and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
![“The first time I hung out with [David Blaine], he took me to this condemned building, and it had a pizza oven and he crawled into the pizza oven and turned the heat on to 400 degrees or something like that, and he stayed in it for I guess a half hour. He came out, and except for one or two…” quote by Harmony Korine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/aef/harmony-korine-8808_actors_the-first-time-i-hung-out-with-david-bla_575406.jpg)
![“You called me and said you were home and wanted to go out for a pizza." "I did? What time is it?" "Time for pizza," [Catarina] replied.” quote by Cassandra Clare](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/937/cassandra-clare-9_home_you-called-me-and-said-you-were-home-and_285770.jpg)
