Jealousy, I ask thee: "What is this for? ". How was I to know I was happy being piss poor. — Malice (Clipse Copy Share Image
“Oh, for God's sake. Save your piss. Don't save your piss. It's all the same to me.” — Kelley Armstrong Copy Share Image
“The first time I drank piss was on a fire escape overlooking downtown Los Angeles.” — Jeff Alulis Copy Share Image
You can't please everyone, but you can piss them all off at the same time! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“If you stand with one foot in the past and the other foot in the future, Matt, all you do is piss… — P.J. Parrish Copy Share Image
“Humans, in the day that has been the Earth, have been here for less than a minute. We’re a late-night piss in… — Matt Haig Copy Share Image
“You stand in front of an electric fence and whip your dick out to take a piss on it, it's pretty clear… — Justin Halpern Copy Share Image
The Christian in me says it's wrong, but the corrections officer in me says, 'I love to make a grown man piss… — Charles Graner Copy Share Image
Guys who piss on toilet seats are fucking assholes. You know how I know? Because I'm that fucking asshole. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“Then grow a pair and get over it. Jesus mother of f*ck Christ in a piss sh*thole, dick for brains, the answer… — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
Everything I need to know about life I learned from my dog: If you can't eat it, fight it, or fuck it;… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
“I'm not dreaming this, am I?" he asked. Dehvi lifted an eyebrow. "There's only one way to know for sure," he said.… — Brent Weeks Copy Share Image
“As I squatted on the grass at the edge of the woods, the pee felt hot between my legs. I watched in… — Sue Monk Kidd Copy Share Image
“You need a bath,” she whispered, wrinkling her nose. “Yeah,” he whispered back. He needed a bath, a haircut, and a shave,… — Madeline Sheehan Copy Share Image
“He leant back to stare heavenwards, gently fingering the swollen skin around his black eye. But the river stank. Reduced by the… — Jim Kelly Copy Share Image
“Dad had this story. A Marine and a Navy guy walk into a bathroom together. They both take a piss, and then… — Keith R.A. DeCandido Copy Share Image
“Not all urinals are fun and games, though. Take the “Piss Screen” (yes, that’s the name), also from Germany. It is a… — Richard H. Thaler Copy Share Image
“He came in and took a piss in my hotel bathroom without even closing the door as I'm standing right there. I'm… — Peter Seibel Copy Share Image
“The dandelion was long popularly known as the 'pissabed' because of its supposed diuretic properties, and other names in everyday use included… — Bill Bryson Copy Share Image
“This was one of the differences between the three of us and our new friend, We were essentially taking the piss, except… — Julian Barnes Copy Share Image
“Finally, I found what seemed at the time to be a lid of some sort. Presuming it was a toilet seat (but… — Dave Mustaine Copy Share Image
This act of piss, which can be considered sexual by some, a pleasurable experience, is at the same time total disrespect. I… — Wolfgang Tillmans Copy Share Image
