You know, people always warn children about taking candy from strange adults. But they never warn us adults about taking candy from strange children. All those sweet-looking kids who sell boxes of candy bars on the street to help pay… — Pseudonymous Bosch Copy Share Image
*Appendix usually means "small outgrowth from large intestine," but in this case it means "additional information accompanying main text." Or are those really the… — Pseudonymous Bosch Copy Share Image
USE COMMON SENSE. If somebody offers you a thousand dollars for this book, chances are their motives are not pure. Then again, a thousand… — Pseudonymous Bosch Copy Share Image
I ate him," said the homunculus, biting into his sausage. The kids couldn't hide their looks of horror. He smiled, sausage juice running down… — Pseudonymous Bosch Copy Share Image
This book will not harm you unless someone throws it at you which is a possibilty never to be discounted. — Pseudonymous Bosch Copy Share Image
Not all novelists are power-hungry madman. Some are power-hungry madwomen. — Pseudonymous Bosch Copy Share Image
Only bad books have good endings. If a book is any good, it's ending is always bad - because you don't want the book… — Pseudonymous Bosch Copy Share Image
One dictionary defines denouement as "a final part in which everything is made clear and no questions or surprises remain." By that definition, it is exactly the wrong word to describe this chapter. This chapter will make nothing clear; it will raise many questions; and it may even contain a surprise or two. But I say we call it the… — Pseudonymous Bosch Copy Share
