Pie Quotes · Page 6

Jihad is becoming as American as apple pie and as British as afternoon tea.

— Anwar al-Awlaki

Hey, see if they've got any pie. Bring me some pie. I love me some pie.

— Dean Winchester

What we Republicans should stand for is growth in the economy. We ought to make the pie higher.

— George W. Bush

I've always loved movies about con men. I think con men are as American as apple pie.

— Bill Paxton

“This shit is easy peasy, pumpkin peasy, pumpkin pie, muthafucka!”

— Gerard Way

I'm more American than apple pie. I'm like apple pie, with a hot dog in it

— Stephen Colbert

When entrepreneurs are free to compete, they grow the pie so that everyone's share gets larger.

— John Stossel

Sometimes I feel so sick at the state of the world I can't even finish my second apple pie.

— Banksy

Whatever you build, you're building for the family - not with an eye toward getting away, but with an eye toward adding…

— Anonymous

There is a tradition in Southern cooking of recipes handed down for generations. And when I make my grandmother's strawberry pie I…

— Kimberly Schlapman

I think they should put pies on the fronts of trains, so that when they hit something it's at least a little…

— Demetri Martin

We're focusing on the whole pie, not a slice. A slice is good, but it's not good enough to get you fat.…

— Shaquille O'Neal

If you're going to have a piece of pie, have it. I love pecan pie - but it won't be with ice…

— David Kirsch

I love cake. I love pie. I love potato chips. I love salt. I do not want yogurt, plain yogurt. It's healthy.…

— Bill Cosby

When people ask what 'American Pie' is about, they're missing the point. The song isn't about the lines themselves - it's about…

— Don McLean

There is no data that can be displayed in a pie chart, that cannot be displayed BETTER in some other type of…

— John Tukey

I quit my day job the day my daughter was born. I remember flying to Cleveland and hitting a thunderstorm, which caused…

— J. B. Smoove

The first men who set out for Mars had better make sure they leave everything at home in apple-pie order. They won't…

— Wernher von Braun

The things I see now on TV and in movies are so outlandish. Kids doing rude things with pies! And the language…

— Sid Caesar

Scandal is like McDonald's. It's cheap and it's easily accessible to the masses, and when you're going to McDonald's, you know that…

— Perez Hilton

If properly dried and trimmed, New York-style pizza could be used to make a box for Chicago-style pizza. I love a slice…

— Nick Offerman

I do 45 minutes of cardio five days a week, because I like to eat. I also try for 45 minutes of…

— Gwyneth Paltrow

I am not one to generalize, but cartoonists, as a group, exhibit a level of social sophistication generally associated with pie fights.…

— Dave Barry

I remember at the time, there were all these teen movies being made. It was this resurgence of John Hughes-esque teen comedies.…

— David Krumholtz

Labor is not fighting for a larger slice of the national pie-labor is fighting for a larger pie.

— Walter Reuther

By growing up in Alabama, I had a melting pot of the whole pie: R&B, gospel, country.

— Lionel Richie

I used to love Danish. My father used to make a Boston cream pie. You never see that anymore.

— Christopher Walken

Trying to make the presidency work these days is like trying to sew buttons on a custard pie.

— James David Barber

Making modern games funny would be easy as pie if it was anybody's goal to actually make a funny game.

— Doug TenNapel

Statistics are to baseball what a flaky crust is to Mom's apple pie…

— Harry Reasoner

I love thee like puddings; if thou wert pie I'd eat thee.

— John Ray

I, being bilingual and bicultural, am as American as apple pie and rice and beans.

— Miguel Cardona

Here's an idea: let's get over ourselves, buy a cherry pie, and go fall in love with life.

— Tom Robbins

Another lesson about a naive fool who came to Babylon, and found out that the pie don't taste so sweet.

— Dwight Yoakam

So the pie isn't perfect? Cut it into wedges. Stay in control, and never panic.

— Martha Stewart

Pissing off PETA is as easy as pie. Delicious kitten pie.

— Stephen Colbert

“How to uplift others. It’s not a pie, it’s a cake. It’s not a ladder, it’s a bridge.”

— Richie Norton

Cut the pie any way you like, "meanings" just ain't in the head!

— Hilary Putnam

PIE, n. An advance agent of the reaper whose name is Indigestion.

— Ambrose Bierce

Just because I have made a point of never losing my accent it doesn't mean I'm an eel-and-pie yob.

— Michael Caine