Pie Quotes · Page 4

I am too nervous to eat pie.

— Raymond Carver

I think I could eat one of Bellamy's veal pies.

— William Pitt

No one wants a cherry pie that bites back.

— RuPaul

Hope is a real thing. It's not pie in the sky.

— Dana Reeve

This is a pie chart about procrastination.

— Demetri Martin

God's got his hands in a lot of human pies.

— Wyatt Cenac

We ought to make the pie higher.

— George W. Bush

If we win, everybody gets a piece of the pie.

— Eric Bledsoe

A slice of pie without cheese is like a kiss without a squeeze.

— Stephen King

There's certain cakes you've got to have, maybe a pie here and there. But I know to not do it as much.

— Biz Markie

There is nothing better on a cold wintry day than a properly made pot pie.

— Craig Claiborne

“Just for the sake of a piece of pie, Some will speak unkind things about others and tell many lies”

— Charmaine J Forde

I suppose I will die never knowing what pumpkin pie tastes like when you have room for it.

— Robert Breault

You know what they say: 'Why sit at a table that doesn't have key lime pie on it if you don't have…

— Sloane Crosley

The devil makes his Christmas-pie of lawyers' tongues and clerks' fingers.

— Thomas Adams

I would give you my soul in a blackberry pie; and a knife to cut it with.

— Dorothy Dunnett

Well, I'm proud to say American Pie was the kind of crazy, gross-out film that guys thought was the greatest.

— Jason Biggs

When you die, if you get a choice between going to regular heaven or pie heaven, choose pie heaven. It might be…

— Jack Handey

Almost everything that I behold in this wonderful country bears traces of improvement and reform - everything except Pie.

— George Augustus Henry Sala

Extreme exercise doesn’t save you from poor food choices. It can be difficult to exercise and erase away that chocolate cake or…

— Jennifer Hudson

I think I'm a lot like other moms out there who feel like if we don't have the pecan pie we have…

— Faith Hill

When people ask me what 'American Pie' means, I tell them it means I don't ever have to work again if I…

— Don McLean

I didn't think American Pie was going to be what it was! I had a very small role and the reception I…

— Jennifer Coolidge

You realize we're all going to go to college as virgins. They probably have special dorms for people like us.

— Jason Biggs

My husband is such a healthy eater. Except when it comes to sweets. He never consumes anything except fruit until noon. And…

— Sara Blakely

There's this big pie in show business, and you physically can't eat the whole pie. If you give everybody a slice of…

— Jay Leno

“See that's where you're wrong baby. When you find your man, it's almost too easy. Gettin' married and havin' a mortgage, kids…

— Rachel Hollis

She liked anything orange: leaves; some moons; marigolds; chrysanthemums; cheese; pumpkin, both in pie and out; orange juice; marmalade. Orange is bright…

— Catherynne M. Valente

You shouldn't go around the world behaving ruthlessly when you don't have to. Sometimes you do have to. There is only so…

— Felix Dennis

Rice and peas fit into that category of dishes where two ordinary foods, combined together, ignite a pleasure far beyond the capacity…

— John Thorne

Seriously, I do not know what to say of this book [ Absalom, Absalom!] except that it seem to point to the…

— Clifton Fadiman

“The difference between superlative pie and a wish for cake is crust. Understand that pie is a generous but self-centered substance. It…

— Kate Lebo

Then I'm sorry to say, I've eat your pie.

— Charles Dickens

I am such a pie girl, with vanilla ice cream.

— Alex Cooper

I love key lime pie, although it's never made the proper way.

— Paula Poundstone

Humility means you're willing to give someone a bigger slice of the pie.

— Frederick Lenz

American Pie speaks to the loss that we feel. That's why that song has found the niche that it has.

— Don McLean

In a sense, 'American Pie' was a very despairing song but it can also be seen as very hopeful.

— Don McLean

Obviously [Can't Hardly Wait] wasn't in American Pie, which was a movie about some teenage boys.

— David Krumholtz

Pie...it fills the cracks of the heart. Go away, pain.

— Kevin James