Pie Quotes · Page 7

If you give everybody a slice of pie, you will still have more than enough.

— Jay Leno

One piece of pie is delicious. Fourteen pieces are obviously nauseating.

— Chuck Barris

The point is to make the pie grow faster and distribute the new growth more equitably.

— Louis O. Kelso

It doesn't matter what people call you unless they call you pigeon pie and eat you up.

— Evelyn Waugh

The mellow sweetness of pumpkin pie off a prison spoon is something you will never forget.

— Mitchell Burgess

The Apple Pie Hubbub was a significant novel for me, because that's when I first started using verbs.

— Steve Martin

Labor is getting a shrinking slice of a pie that's not growing very much.

— David Autor

I can make cookies and do easy stuff. Pies are very specific and hard to do well though.

— Keri Russell

The one snack I really love is YoCrunch yogurt. It's like an apple pie in a cup! You have your apples on…

— Gabby Douglas

Once upon a time there was a saucer pie. A saucer pie is one that is baked in a saucer instead of…

— Maud Lindsay

Instead, I have an abundance mentality: When people are genuinely happy at the successes of others, the pie gets larger.

— Stephen Covey

The tax rate increases reduce economic growth; they shrink the pie; they cause more poverty, more despair, more unemployment, which are all…

— Arthur Laffer

Of course there are people who think of 'heaven' as a kind of pie-in-the-sky dream of an afterlife to make the thought…

— N. T. Wright

There were a couple of things I needed to do while I was in New York. One was to have a pizza…

— Ed Sheeran

The world is like a dropped pie most of the time. Don't kill yourself trying to put it back together. Just grab…

— Elizabeth Gilbert

If Pizza sizes were given in area not diameter, you'd see instantly that a 7 inch is less than half the size…

— Neil deGrasse Tyson

I did, although I didn't read from page 1 to page 187 but I read chunks of it. I did a little…

— Liam Neeson

Children want to mimic adults. They notice when you choose to prepare fresh vegetables over calling in another pizza pie for dinner.…

— Marcus Samuelsson

With a pie, the crust is a real delicacy. It's very hard to get it just right because it's got to be…

— Keri Russell

Since you are determined to be married, Miss Cornelia," said Gilbert solemnly, "I shall give you the excellent rules for the management…

— Anonymous

Storytelling is an act of cruelty. We are cruel to our characters because to be kind is to invite boredom, and boredom…

— Chuck Wendig

If you get stuck, get away from your desk. Take a walk, take a bath, go to sleep, make a pie, draw,…

— Hilary Mantel

As far as the media is concerned, they ought to hate me. Before I came along, they had a monopoly. Before I…

— Rush Limbaugh

Beauty is Nature in perfection; circularity is its chief attribute. Behold the full moon, the enchanting golf ball, the domes of splendid…

— O. Henry

Writing is like walking in a deserted street. Out of the dust in the street you make a mud pie.

— John le Carre

You might be a redneck if you think that beef jerky and Moon Pies are two of the major food groups.

— Jeff Foxworthy

I don't enjoy eating humble pie; it never tastes good. But I do appreciate it when it happens.

— Simon Sinek

We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie.

— David Mamet

I always wanted to host a show, throw whipped-cream pies. Theater is not my cup of tea.

— Doug Davidson

Cut my pie into four pieces, I don’t think I could eat eight.

— Yogi Berra

“Never promise to make pie and fail to deliver on that promise.”

— Kate Lebo

I will take a pie in the face any time for a worthy cause.

— Cheryl Richardson

I'm pretty proud of my pie crust. I think I've finally learned how to manhandle it just enough.

— Marti Noxon

Wigan is the town I come from. We're all known as pie eaters in Wigan.

— John Whaite

She dries her eyes and bakes her pies and leaves 'em on the window sill

— John Hartford

I've actually eaten in The Ivy in London. I love their shepherd's pie.

— Barry Keoghan

Few people know this about me, but I love baking pies.

— Hilary Swank

Fresh peach pie can lift a bullying reprobate into apologetic courtesy; I have watched it happen.

— Leif Enger

One of the things that made 'American Pie' great was also the sexiness of it.

— Hayden Schlossberg

A man does not know how he came by the half a pie he is holding in his hand!

— Dylan Moran