At the Christmas party, the secretary with the long red hair ate three pickles, and four salesmen panicked. — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
The outstanding event was the doing which I am still at. Don't pickle me awayas done. — Emily Carr Copy Share Image
Give me the enchilada with the pickle sauce shoved up between the donkey's ass. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
...in words and pickles, I have immortalized my memories, although distortions are inevitable in both methods. We must live, I'm afraid, with… — Salman Rushdie Copy Share Image
It's funny how cucumber water can taste so much better than pickle juice, even though they come from the same source. — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
I don't know why I love cherries and I love pickles. I eat about two or three Claussen pickles a day. Those… — Monica Denise Brown Copy Share Image
“It is not sufficient, he emphasized, to colour (colorare) the mind with wisdom; it must be pickled (macerare) in it, as it… — Peter Sloterdijk Copy Share Image
I do a devilish borscht, and I'm very good at pickles. I used to make jars and jars of sweet-and-sour pickled cucumbers. — Steven Berkoff Copy Share Image
So in our pride we ordered for breakfast an omelet, toast and coffee and what has just arrived is a tomato salad… — John Steinbeck Copy Share Image
LIFE, n. A spiritual pickle preserving the body from decay. We live in daily apprehension of its loss; yet when lost it… — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
The fact that theyre a congressionally chartered group should no more incline people to give to that group than the fact that… — Barney Frank Copy Share Image
“Janie. . .” I glanced toward the door of our bedroom, having not heard Quinn come home. His glare moved between me… — Penny Reid Copy Share Image
The assistant asked, 'What do you want on it?' and Leo said, 'Oh, Kate will tell you.' And Leo just kind of… — Kate Winslet Copy Share Image
Now you can get artisanal everything - pickles, coffees, house-cured meats, mustard. The pendulum has swung back to this kind of food,… — Adam Richman Copy Share Image
So,” Marasi said, “you traded a dead man’s scarf for another dead man’s gun. But…the gun itself belonged to someone dead, so… — Brandon Sanderson Copy Share Image
For if Jack Buggit could escape from the pickle jar, if a bird with a broken neck could fly away, what else… — Annie Proulx Copy Share Image
I thought this was a cookout. You know, dogs and burgers, Tater Tots, ambrosia salad" Dexter picked up a box of Twinkies,… — Sarah Dessen Copy Share Image
The jelly - the jam and the marmalade, And the cherry-and quince-'preserves' she made! And the sweet-sour pickles of peach and pear,… — James Whitcomb Riley Copy Share Image
Envy is a mistake that just keeps on giving. Obviously we suffer a little when some misfortune befalls us, but envy requires… — Jeffrey R. Holland Copy Share Image
[Norden] said, with the Mark 15 Norden bombsight, he could drop a bomb into a pickle barrel at 20,000 feet. — Malcolm Gladwell Copy Share Image
I sleep so much better at night, knowing that America is protected from thin pickles and fast ketchup. — Orrin Hatch Copy Share Image