Pick up lines for old people: Grandpa: Hey baby, you better call life alert, cause Ive fallen for you and cant get… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't bother with fancy pick up lines. I just say You're gonna get stabbed: do you want metal or meat? — John Vercetti Copy Share Image
“But metaphors can reduce the distance." "We're not metaphors." "I know, but metaphors eliminates what separates you and me.” — Haruki Murakamirakami Copy Share Image
“I think poverty is not the worst thing in the world, blindness is, because blind people cannot see your beauty.” — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
“In material things, there are seven wonders; in human beings there is only one wonder - and that's you.” — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
“If sleep wasn't necessary, I would have used those 8 hours just to gaze at you.” — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
“The Earth must have done some noble work; that is why you were born here and not in the ocean among the… — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
Roses are red; violets are blue; sugar may be sweet, but not as sweet as you! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I could see his lips forming the word, Hey, baby. Want to party? Yeesh . After a hundred thousand years of verbal… — Cecily White Copy Share Image
“The darkest hour of my day is the one in which I don't get to see you.” — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
“If sleep wasn't necessary, I would have used those 8 hours to gaze at you.” — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
Czech Republics worst pick up line: What's a nice place like this doing around a women like you? — Franz Wisner Copy Share Image
“I wonder if you know how special you are; I wonder if you know how precious you are; I wonder if you… — Hassan Ali Copy Share Image
“The blinking of eyes is an involuntary reflex action, provided they eyes are not watching your beauty.” — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
I just think that pick-up lines in general are horrible. None of them work. — Kate Upton Copy Share Image
