Next Time someone rings your home phone, test their intelligence by replying with 'Hi, can I call you back I'm driving' — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I've been staring at my Smart Phone for so long, I'm pretty sure it just told me to get a fucking life. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Lets be honest here, whenever we get a new phone.. we treat it like a new born baby. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Every night when everyone's asleep, I grab my phone and I start reading all our old conversations. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Million dollar idea: A smart phone that doesn't receive phone calls. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I'm not a morning person. Or an afternoon person. I'm not a person. I'm a dog who took this phone out of… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I ignore texts. I let the phone ring. It's nothing personal, but people need to realize that sometimes I don't want to… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I like to send out texts saying Hey, I got a new phone and lost your number. Can I have it again?… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Don't try calling me back after I just called you and you didn't pick up. I only feel like talking on the… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share
I won't be tweeting this sunday. I have better things to do like bashing myself by following girls on streets. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share
Men and women shop differently. Men know what they want before they see it. Women don't know what they want until they see it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share
I used to receive virtual smiles, sweet morning and night greetings. Now all I have is silence, and a blistered heart. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share
Do girls really look at penises and say Wow, I can't wait to put that in my mouth? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share
