Girl I might have given u my phone number but I didn't give u the right to cal me during the night… — MrCountry Copy Share Image
I once dated a girl that was wild. She was so wild that one night she gave her phone number to the… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
I have an 800 freephone number now that I call if I get the urge to buy an airline stock. I call… — Warren Buffett Copy Share Image
Here's how I operate. When I see something I like, 20 years later, I ask her brother for her phone number. She… — Ron White Copy Share Image
“I am a mathematician and I can confidently say that the best figure ever produced is your phone number.” — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
I change my phone number, and with my soul shrunken by terror, I make the decision never to see Pablo Escobar again… — Virginia Vallejo Copy Share Image
When I go in, I find that it is not a lab but an office. There are a pile of letters to… — Frederick Banting Copy Share Image
“I was accustomed to women saying “yes” to me within seconds, and I’d never had to work this hard just to get… — Whitney G Copy Share Image
Growing up in the days when you still had to punch buttons to make a telephone call, I could recall the numbers… — Joshua Foer Copy Share Image
I don't know my telephone number or anything like that, but when I do have to make a call, I just pull… — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
When I first met my husband, I offered him my phone number and told him to call me for a game of… — Lisa Kudrow Copy Share Image
I'm very laid-back, and I meet people just by accident - never through agencies or anything like that. I met Paul Morrissey,… — Udo Kier Copy Share Image
After Donald Trump wrote Lindsey Graham's cellphone number on a piece of paper and showed it to everybody, Graham said he's getting… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
“Interrogate them,” said Ferris. “Send them to Gitmo. Send them to Hani. Whatever.” “Well, sure, interrogation,” said Hoffman. “That helps. But that’s… — David Ignatius Copy Share Image
“There was a group of fans who wanted autographs, and several women who managed to write their phone numbers on Wade's hand… — Jill Shalvis Copy Share Image
It's amazing how much time and money can be saved in the world of dating by close attention to detail. A white… — Helen Fielding Copy Share Image
Because computers have memories, we imagine that they must be something like our human memories, but that is simply not true. Computer… — Alan Cooper Copy Share Image
“Let me guess," said Clary. "On the inside it's an abandoned police station; from the outside, mundanes only see a condemned apartment… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
“It sometimes seemed so peculiar and wrong to her that you could be that intimate with someone, to go to sleep with… — Liane Moriarty Copy Share Image
“I confess I had a Child of Divorce Reunion Fantasy Number One Thousand, where I for a moment imagined my father finding… — Deb Caletti Copy Share Image
“Hazel Grace,” he said, my name new and better in his voice. “It has been a real pleasure to make your acquaintance.”… — John Green Copy Share Image
“Honey, have you seen my measuring tape?” “I think it’s in that drawer in the kitchen with the scissors, matches, bobby pins,… — Neil Pasricha Copy Share Image
“Because the truth was, and we both knew it, he'd gone long, long ago. I'd just made him stick around when he… — Jennifer Brown Copy Share Image
“George: How many numbers you got? Erin Brockovich: Oh, I got numbers comin' outta my ears. For instance: ten. George: Ten? Erin… — Erin Brockovich Copy Share Image
Giving consumers the power to keep their phone numbers when they switch carriers has been great for consumers and businesses alike. — Ajit Pai Copy Share Image
“But I gave the girl my address and phone number, thinking we might make it on the springs. (Harriet, you never arrived.)” — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
Intuitively you want some place [such as your phone] to store phone numbers, so you have that part of your brain to… — Bill Nye Copy Share Image
April Fools Day prank for a friend: post their car and phone number on craigslist for dirt cheap and watch the phone… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Does anybody has President Obama's phone number? 'Cause I have figure out why the unemployment rate in the United States is so… — Zack Ryder Copy Share Image
I look up the telephone number of Alcoholics Anonymous. Then, my hands shaking, I open the bar and drink the leftover whiskey,… — John Cheever Copy Share Image
“Unfortunately, he still hadn’t asked for my number, or a date, or my hand in marriage, and my drink was getting low.” — Kimberly Novosel Copy Share Image
BOY:Do you have a PEN? Girl: yeah BOY: Oh.. Its out of ink! Girl: what? youre kidding, it works! Boy: It doesnt… — Genniebabes Copy Share Image
You'll be surprised how infinitely merciful they [these tablets] are. The prescription number is 96814. I think of it as the telephone… — Tennessee Williams Copy Share Image
“Overheard at O'Banion's Beer Emporium: "Pardon me, darlin', but I'm writin' a telephone book. C'n I have yer number?” — Henry D. Spalding Copy Share Image
“Quit looking for an answer, Jim. There fuckin' ain't one. Fuck yeah, I'm still looking for God's telephone number.” — Jim Goldberg Copy Share Image
“Give me your phone number?” She smiled, looking down at her lap. “Sorry. No. It would be a mistake.” “Would it help… — Ruthie Knox Copy Share Image
There is no reason why any legitimate caller should be spoofing an unassigned or invalid phone number. It's just a way for… — Ajit Pai Copy Share Image
“How'd you get this number?" "Well, you see, there's this book. It has white pages. And it has all these phone numbers… — Stephanie Perkins Copy Share Image
I call my mother every day for things: 'How long do you cook an egg for?' Or, 'Can you remind me of… — J. Courtney Sullivan Copy Share Image
It is better to be loved by one person who knows your soul than millions who don't even know your phone number. — Richard Paul Evans Copy Share Image