Period Just Quotes by Cathy Crimmins

A period is just the beginning of a lifelong sentence

— Cathy Crimmins

You can never be too paranoid.

— Cathy Crimmins

What women look for in a man: Breathing, IQ over 80, weight under 550 pounds, fewer than six ex-wives. What men look for in…

— Cathy Crimmins

Don't think of it as wrinkles. Think of ot as relaxed-fit skin.

— Cathy Crimmins