We've got to get the gun out of the hands of people who are supposed to be on neighborhood watch. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
People say to me, 'Do you know who you look like?' And I say, 'I'm really tired of looking like that guy.' — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
My childhood should have taught me lessons for my own fatherhood, but it didn't because parenting can only be learned by people… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Did you ever see the customers in health - food stores? They are pale, skinny people who look half - dead. In… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
What people are tired of, the people who agree with me, what they're tired of is listening to that sound, the sound… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
I can't negate the theory that the Huxtables on 'The Cosby Show' may have helped pave the way for the Obama family.… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Tons of comedians have said, 'I grew up learning from Bill Cosby. He's great.' But that respect doesn't mean much to the… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
I see Obama as Sisyphus in the first four years. And nobody would speak about the size of the rock, or the… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Too many people are waiting for Jesus to come along and cut your grass. And Jesus isn't going to come along and… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
People have all kinds of approaches when they come up to me. Some of them are so nervous: 'You know, Mr. Cosby,… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
There are stories in the Bible about people telling other people how to do things. When you hear this young man say… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
I'm one of those who cut off seeing people after a certain time, when the weight is gone and they sound like… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
When my son was murdered, people asked me how I felt about God and what had happened to my son. I said,… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
There should be more on television that uplifts people and shows them how to better prepare themselves for earning a living. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Anyone can dabble, but once you've made that commitment, your blood has that particular thing in it, and it's very hard for… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don't cry over the one person who… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
The measure ov overexposure is not how many times people see you on TV or in the bookstores. It's whether you can… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
People will frighten you about a graduation… They use words you don't hear often: And we wish you Godspeed." It is a… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
And to those people with no children but who think they'd like to have them some day to fulfill their lives. Remember:… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
There should be marches in every neighborhood every day telling the people about the negativity of drugs and how the drugs help… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
There's no tradition today except initials, 'CSI,' 'NCIS,' all the rest. Even with reruns today, people don't know there was a 'Dick… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
You know the only people who are always sure about the proper way to raise children? Those who've never had any. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Karl Malden was a good friend of mine, and he said, 'You draw the people to you,' and I guess that's what… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
We go out of our way to make people so different,... to punish them because of color, because of sex, because of… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
There's a gap between people knowing what I do and really believing that I still do that - and wondering what it… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
When a person has a gun, sometimes their mind clicks that this thing will win arguments and straighten people out. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Guys standing around and talking about Spanish fly: 'You know anything about Spanish fly?' 'No, tell me about it.' Well there's this girl Crazy… — Bill Cosby Copy Share
Pay off your student loan. Even if you don't have a job...Because when you finally get a job you're going to be one of… — Bill Cosby Copy Share
Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework. — Bill Cosby Copy Share
Dentists tell you not to pick your teeth with any sharp metal object. Then you sit in their chair and the first thing they… — Bill Cosby Copy Share
When a person has a gun, sometimes their mind clicks that this thing will win arguments and straighten people out. — Bill Cosby Copy Share
The truth is that parents are not really interested in justice. They just want quiet. — Bill Cosby Copy Share
God has a sense of humor though and he must see funny things in us. He must also have some love. We're still here… — Bill Cosby Copy Share
I feel that in-person contact with people is the most important thing in comedy. While I'm up on stage, I can actually put myself… — Bill Cosby Copy Share
It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size Jockey shorts for his entire life. — Bill Cosby Copy Share
Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn't let… — Bill Cosby Copy Share
