I call people 'captain' a lot and it makes them feel special. Until they hear me using it for everyone, that is. — Michael McIntyre Copy Share Image
My lord, I will tell you what the case was. I was coming up within a league of the Dutchman, and some… — William Kidd Copy Share Image
“Nothing like the stupid shit people do for a captain when they're really invested in not seeing how fucked up he is.” — James S.A. Corey Copy Share Image
