It is folly to say you know what is happening to other people. Only they know, if they exist. They have their… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
I say what it occurs to me to say when I think I hear people say things. More I cannot say. — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
This planet has — or rather had — a problem, which was this: most of the people living on it were unhappy… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
Why are people born? Why do they die? Why do they want to spend so much of the intervening time wearing digital… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
A nerd is someone who uses a telephone to talk to other people about telephones. — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
I think you get most of the most interesting work done in fields where people don't think they're doing art but are… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
Very strange people, physicists - in my experience the ones who aren't dead are in some way very ill. — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
The reason why so many sects hang around airports looking for converts: they know that people there are at their most vulnerable… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
Bypasses are devices that allow some people to dash from point A to point B very fast while other people dash from… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
I don't think anybody would argue now that the Internet isn't becoming a major factor in our lives. However, it's very new… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
2,000 years ago one man got nailed to a tree for saying how great it would be if everyone was nice to each other… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
What a wonderfully exciting cough,' said the little man, quite startled by it, 'do you mind if I join you?' And with that he… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
The technology involved in making anything invisible is so infinitely complex that nine hundred and ninety-nine billion, nine hundred and ninety-nine million, nine hundred… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
There are some oddities in the perspective with which we see the world. — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
“Eight hours West sat a man alone on a beach mourning an inexplicable loss. He could only think of his loss in little packets… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
“The Universe, the whole infinite Universe. The infinite suns, the infinite distances between them, and yourself an invisible dot on an invisible dot, infinitely… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
People always make this totally artificial distinction between what is commercial and what is good. They quote that maxim "Nobody ever lost money underestimating… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
Any man who can hitch the length and breadth of the galaxy, rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win through, and still… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
"Does God know he [exists]?" "Of course he does. Otherwise, you could not have asked the question, and I could not have answered." — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
“When we told our guide that we didn't want to go to all the tourist places he took us instead to the places where… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image