I never thought that I would become a staple in the Australian cultural diet. The equivalent of bread or milk, or a… — Barry Humphries Copy Share Image
I like people who are slightly unhygienic. A little grubbiness isn't so bad. BO chic it should be called. — Barry Humphries Copy Share Image
I have charity work that I do. I started my own charity, the Friends of the Prostate, and I'm also working on… — Barry Humphries Copy Share Image
Peter Cook and Dudley Moore were friends and the last people I expected would predecease me. They were, in a sense, casualties… — Barry Humphries Copy Share Image
When people laugh at me, they are not laughing in the way that they normally would at a comedian. They are laughing… — Barry Humphries Copy Share Image
People only watch my shows for me, and those shows have remained evergreen long after the guests are forgotten. — Barry Humphries Copy Share Image
I think a lot of people think that we [comedians] are nerveless people in the theatre, that we don't feel that kind… — Barry Humphries Copy Share Image
Australia is an outdoor country. People only go inside to use the toilet. And that's only a recent development. — Barry Humphries Copy Share Image
I have got to the point in my life when a lot of people I know have died or are dying, so… — Barry Humphries Copy Share Image
I say things other people wish they could say. I don't pick on people - I empower them. — Barry Humphries Copy Share Image
My husband passed away a long time ago, and of course a lot of people have courted me. I've been taken to… — Barry Humphries Copy Share Image
I really feel sorry for kids who aren't interested in history - recent history, either, because it is this that made us what we… — Barry Humphries Copy Share Image
The past is so reliable, so delightful and the best place to live. — Barry Humphries Copy Share Image
I am writing a book called 'The History of Australia in Hundred Objects.' It's of things we have invented in Australia. And you know,… — Barry Humphries Copy Share Image
I've never looked at my Facebook page or my website, because I'm fundamentally an amateur. — Barry Humphries Copy Share Image
I never thought that I would become a staple in the Australian cultural diet. The equivalent of bread or milk, or a fine old… — Barry Humphries Copy Share Image
Glamour comes from within. My beauty regime begins with my personality. — Barry Humphries Copy Share Image
Oddly enough, Dame Edna is not interested in show business. Her friends in Los Angeles are mostly in the world of petroleum. She used… — Barry Humphries Copy Share Image
New Zealand is a country of thirty thousand million sheep, three million of whom think they are human. — Barry Humphries Copy Share Image
I hate it when theater people go on about professionalism - aren't they boring? I try to be as unprofessional as possible. And I'm… — Barry Humphries Copy Share Image
I like people who are slightly unhygienic. A little grubbiness isn't so bad. BO chic it should be called. — Barry Humphries Copy Share Image