Correct me if I'm wrong, but the medical term for small penis is 'Chinese Dick Syndrome' right? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Being in the friend zone is like being a teddy bear. NOTICE that there is no penis on a teddy bear. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I named my penis Attention, because we all know how much women love fucking attention. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
My penis is like a homeless man, the only difference is that my penis dives into cum dumpsters. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If you have a son, you only have to worry about one penis. If you have a daughter, you have to worry… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Autobiography Of Mr. Penis When I Was Young, I Was Cute. All Loved To Wash, bMe. Now, All Suck Me, Stroke Me,… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Porn Rule: When a woman sees a man's penis, she immediately places her mouth on it. All men have dicks at least… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share
I won't be tweeting this sunday. I have better things to do like bashing myself by following girls on streets. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share
Men and women shop differently. Men know what they want before they see it. Women don't know what they want until they see it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share
I used to receive virtual smiles, sweet morning and night greetings. Now all I have is silence, and a blistered heart. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share
Do girls really look at penises and say Wow, I can't wait to put that in my mouth? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share
