“It's not a nice thing to send a penis to a woman. It's disrespectful.” — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when your friends facebook wasnt hacked, he just really loves penis. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I’m a magician. I can make food appear—and out of my penis, no less.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when your friends facebook wasn—t hacked, he just really loves penis — Unkown Copy Share Image
“I now have an erection that is probably tall enough to ride some of the scarier rides at Great America without a… — Audrey Niffenegger Copy Share Image
“It took him a long, miserable time before he realized the truth of things: There is a great deal of difference between… — Patrick Rothfuss Copy Share Image
“Do you want to know why men name their penis? So the most important decisions in their life aren't made by a… — Linda Howard Copy Share Image
Guy says: Hey wanna hear a joke about my penis? Never mind, its too long. Girl says: Wanna hear a joke about… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Girls’ night out was sacred, and that meant nothing with a penis was going to be within ten feet” — Maya Banks Copy Share Image
“Quetin: Dude, I don't want to talk about Lacey's prom shoes. And I'll tell you why: I have this thing that makes… — John Green Copy Share Image
“Cause that’s all I want. A sweet, mature, normal, loving guy, with no baggage. And who has an absolutely enormous penis.” — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
“And don’t even get me started on penis size. Really, it just gets better the farther south your eyes go—trust me.” — Rachel Van Dyken Copy Share Image
“Now he had chanced on one of he standard hard-on sessions of the shower, as on both sides of him and across… — Alan Hollinghurst Copy Share Image
“Well it seems the cause of some of my problems happens to have a penis. Well, two actually." "Oh sweet Mary! You're… — M Leighton Copy Share Image
“Every man is blessed with his gifts from the Lord. One of mine happens to be a penis large enough that, if… — David Wong Copy Share Image
“How fares the thumb, boy? well? Aye, merry, ’tis the sign of the penis. With the women, look you, observe the ear.… — William H. Gass Copy Share Image
“I can handle it. But it stinks, if you ask me, really stinks, that you get to go out somewhere drinking beer… — J.D. Robb Copy Share Image
“It had a sort of a head on it, like a mushroom, and its color was reddish purple. It looked blunt and… — Alice Munro Copy Share Image
“My eyes bulged out of my head as I saw what rested between his hips. “Good Lord!” I said without thinking. A… — Jaye Wells Copy Share Image
“Mother said, haven't you seen older boys of your age, that you should take your rotten hands and play with my son's… — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
