Peanuts Quotes

My sweat smells like peanut-butter.

— Wendy Mass

Without peanuts, it isn't a cocktail party.

— Julia Child

I'm more of a smooth peanut butter kinda girl

— Selena Gomez

The peanut is neither a pea nor a nut. Discuss.

— Mike Myers

“Sidewalks always win Knees always lose!”

— Charles M. Schulz

Aint nuttin' but a peanut.

— Ronnie Coleman

My mind reels with sarcastic replies.

— Charles M. Schulz

To me, peanut butter is the breakfast of champions!

— Greg Louganis

I can't act for peanuts. Years ago, I was offered a film but I refused point-blank.

— KK

Somehow I had to turn the salted peanuts in the cigar box into petits fours.

— Ruta Sepetys

“there’s a big empty box filled with packaging peanuts and it’s totally calling my name.”

— H.M. Ward

Golf is like eating peanuts. You can play too much or play too little.

— Bobby Jones

I still refuse films offered to me at phenomenal prices and am doing some for peanuts.

— Suniel Shetty

Before they had crunchy peanut butter, I would put peanuts in the creamy peanut butter.

— Jim Harbaugh

Basically, I learned to read by reading 'Peanuts,' just wanting to know what they were saying.

— Stephan Pastis

Peanut butter is the greatest invention since Christianity,

— Diana Vreeland

I love all kinds of bread. Whenever I crave junk food, I want salty things like peanuts or potato chips.

— Tyra Banks

I always make my favorite pancakes with milk, and I also add some fruit - like a banana or apple with some…

— Gabriela Isler

Basically, I learned to read by reading 'Peanuts,' just wanting to know what they were saying. I was 4 or 5 or…

— Stephan Pastis

It's mostly Mars Bars and peanuts and cheese and you go to the fridge and there's Red Bull and Beer. It's not…

— Graham Coxon

I can tell you exactly where the economy is going. It's going to China, Honduras, Guatemala, Cambodia, Vietnam, Cipan, and any other…

— Henry Rollins

She sang a lot of songs. 'The Bear Went Over the Mountain' and things like that. But the one she was really…

— Bobby Petrino

All of a sudden I'm an expert on everything. Interviewers want your opinion on golf, foreign policy and even the price of…

— Hubert Green

If you don't mind smelling like peanut butter for two or three days, peanut butter is darn good shaving cream.

— Barry Goldwater

I often eat Skippys Super Chunk peanut butter out of the jar with a spoon. I dont shamefully sneak it in the…

— Willie Geist

But if you pick up every other magazine, it is the peanut butter diet, or the cabbage soup diet, and then you…

— Richard Simmons

Henry Ford made a lot of money making cars at one time, but that was a small advantage to him compared to…

— George Stigler

Enemy giants moved towards the breech, and Tyson picked up the fallen warrior’s club. He yelled something to his fellow blacksmiths –…

— Rick Riordan

[On peanut M&Ms:] It is the eggness of them. A shell, chocolate placenta, proteiny peanut baby. Life shape, birth shape, cell shape,…

— Cynthia Heimel

My favorite thing from Dairy Queen is a Peanut Buster Parfait, which is: fudge at the bottom, vanilla ice cream, some peanuts,…

— Nicole Byer

I'm just grateful that my body is healthy. I want to be on this planet for a long time, so I try…

— Mariska Hargitay

I rented Ghostbusters, my all-time favorite inspirational movie. I picked up some microwave, popcorn, a KitKat, a bag of bite-sized Reese's peanut…

— Janet Evanovich

Ah. Medieval-style ransom.” Toot looked confused. “He did run some, but I stopped him, my lord. Like, just now. In front of…

— Jim Butcher

So Uncle Stuart is marrying that lady? Mom says she's going to be our aunt Amy. She's okay except she would't try…

— Meg Cabot

...despite all this, it is still hard to admit that there is no one more English than the Indian, no one more…

— Zadie Smith

You know that when Irving puts the dog in the car, it is no longer in the yard. When Edna goes to…

— Steven Pinker

This isn't the Democratic party of our fathers and grandfathers. This is the party of Woodstock hippies. I was at Woodstock--I built…

— John Ratzenberger Cliff on Cheers

“I love those dark moments in Peanuts. I love that they're in there, that Charles Schulz put the sad lonely bits of…

— Joey Comeau

“Tyson okay?” I asked. The question seemed to take my dad by surprise. He’s fine. Doing much better than I expected. Though…

— Rick Riordan

You know, I've been thinking. Everybody makes peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, but usually the jelly drips over the side and the…

— Homer