You don't get married to get sex. Getting married to get sex is like buying a 747 to get free peanuts. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
Two peanuts walk into a rather rough bar, not looking for any trouble. Unfortunately, one was a salted. — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
Peanut Butter Wolf is my relaxing music, my lunch music, my chilling music. — Norman Reedus Copy Share Image
I hate television. I hate it as much as peanuts. But I can't stop eating peanuts. — Orson Welles Copy Share Image
“ 'It's hard to come by peanuts that crack so nice and crisp,' said J.” — Haruki Murakami Copy Share Image
I've never slept with a virgin, but I love breaking the seal on a new peanut butter. — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
Does one eat peanuts at a ball game?' 'It ain't hardly legal if you don't. — Edna Ferber Copy Share Image
It's like peanut butter and chocolate. Each is great, but they're better together. — Richard Whitehead Copy Share Image
I think we can rule out 'mixed brain dominance' as a cause of your poor performance at school, Charlie Brown" "Have you… — Charles M. Schulz Copy Share Image
Kuh-laire, Is cam a fattening Girl Scout Cookie layered with peanut butter and a chocolate coating? No. Then dont make him a… — Lisi Harrison Copy Share Image
“Englishmen do love to bury one thing so completely in another that the two can only be separated by force: peanuts in… — Lawrence Hill Copy Share Image
Clary stopped wondering about peanut-fish-olive-tomato soup and started wondering what would happen if she dumped the contents of the pot on Isabelle’s… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
If you're at the top of the game, you're earning money. But compared to other sports, like tennis, you're earning peanuts. — Judd Trump Copy Share Image
I was very excited, but I didn't really think I could get the work in 'Peanuts.' Still, I really, really wanted it,… — Noah Schnapp Copy Share Image
We played for peanuts. But we did what we wanted to do, we heard what we wanted to hear, we performed what… — Steve Lacy Copy Share Image
My high-school papers, my college-application essays, read like Norman Mailer packed in a crunchy-peanut-butter sandwich. — James Wolcott Copy Share Image
When you get down to it, at it's root, Comedy is truth, absurdity, and pain. One of my little mottos is: 'Do… — Lev Yilmaz Copy Share Image
When I do entertain, in the summer, which is rare, I receive my guests on the front porch, set up wicker trays… — Andre Leon Talley Copy Share Image
Anyone can buy a car or a night on the town. Most of us shell our days like peanuts. One in a… — Amor Towles Copy Share Image
Examining the actual contents of my crying, I found a quailing sludge emotion, with a foul insecticide taste. If it was a… — Sandra Newman Copy Share Image
I mostly eat peanut butter sandwiches. Peanut butter and banana, peanut butter and jelly, peanut butter and potato chips, peanut butter and… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Let me also say I wanna make you sandwhiches, And soup, And peanut butter cookies, Though, the truth is peanutbutter is actually… — Andrea Gibson Copy Share Image
I always had a knack for putting the peanut butter on the bread. My brother Kevin knew how to spread the jelly… — Nick Jonas Copy Share Image
I got out my jar of ointment. I knew animators who had special containers for the ointment. Crockery, hand-blown glass, mystical symbols… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
You know that when Irving puts the dog in the car, it is no longer in the yard. When Edna goes to… — Steven Pinker Copy Share Image
This isn't the Democratic party of our fathers and grandfathers. This is the party of Woodstock hippies. I was at Woodstock--I built… — John Ratzenberger Cliff on Cheers Copy Share Image
...despite all this, it is still hard to admit that there is no one more English than the Indian, no one more… — Zadie Smith Copy Share Image
You know, I've been thinking. Everybody makes peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, but usually the jelly drips over the side and the… — Homer Copy Share Image
“I love those dark moments in Peanuts. I love that they're in there, that Charles Schulz put the sad lonely bits of… — Joey Comeau Copy Share Image
“Tyson okay?” I asked. The question seemed to take my dad by surprise. He’s fine. Doing much better than I expected. Though… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
Ah. Medieval-style ransom.” Toot looked confused. “He did run some, but I stopped him, my lord. Like, just now. In front of… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
So Uncle Stuart is marrying that lady? Mom says she's going to be our aunt Amy. She's okay except she would't try… — Meg Cabot Copy Share Image
