Once there were two brothers. One ran away to sea; the other was elected vice president of the United States. And nothing was heard… — Thomas R. Marshall Copy Share Image
Once there were two brothers: one ran away to sea, the other was elected Vice-President-and nothing was ever heard from either of them again. — Thomas R. Marshall Copy Share Image
Death had to take Roosevelt sleeping, for if he had been awake, there would have been a fight. — Thomas R. Marshall Copy Share Image
I make no pretense to accuracy. I shall be quite content if the sensibilities of no one are wounded by anything I may reduce… — Thomas R. Marshall Copy Share Image
I'm from Indiana, the home of more first-rate second-class men than any other state in the union. — Thomas R. Marshall Copy Share Image
