“There is a place you can go that is below down and beyond bad. When you get there, every minute that passes goes by like an hour. Every hour that passes feels like an achievement without a goal. And everything… — Douglas Rees Copy Share Image
“ Dear Mr. Gibbon. Sorry I was absent. Here is some salted food. Please grade it the way you would a jenti piece of… — Douglas Rees Copy Share Image
“What is that?" Dad said, looking at the doll. "It’s called the Scream," I said. "I know that, but what us it?” Dad said.… — Douglas Rees Copy Share Image
“There is a place you can go that is below down and beyond bad. When you get there, every minute that passes goes by… — Douglas Rees Copy Share Image
“I cast a spell to make me Juliet. It worked. But I forgot that Romeo and Juliet is a tragedy. I got what I… — Douglas Rees Copy Share Image
“I'd heard of Vlad Dracul, but only the name. The kids at Cotton Maher never said much except things like "The football team's up… — Douglas Rees Copy Share Image
“But the only game she wanted to play was Kidnapper, where she tied me up and left me in my own tree house for… — Douglas Rees Copy Share Image
“Careful, Edmund,” I said. “She eats guys for breakfast.” “Should I pour milk on meself?” Edmund asked me, and grinned.” — Douglas Rees Copy Share Image
