Had a dream that Paris Hilton shit on my face. That's it, no more Japanese porn before bed. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
Throughout whatever I do, I always just say "Director" first. I am directing the storylines and I'm creating what it is. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
The only time I ever think about making a Vine video is when I'm pooping. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
I get it, okay? I shouldn't be doing this. I shouldn't be giving Jake Paul a platform. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
On YouTube, you know, if you say something, you know, that triggers somebody, it becomes a whole controversy, a whole thing - and all… — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
Make the videos that you want to watch. Don't think about who is going to be upset or offended. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
I was not really worried about what people thought of me or how offensive my jokes were. I was just kind of saying whatever… — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
“To everyone who gets me, thank you. To everyone who doesn't, thank you too. You give me the motivation to keep succeeding just to… — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
My new nightly routine...get a bowl of ice cream, sit on the couch, and get caught up on all the Amanda Bynes news from… — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
I've always just wanted to tell stories, and create stuff, and I think "Creator" or "Director" would probably be the two words that I… — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
To me, YouTube isn't just, 'Watch my videos!' It's, 'Let's have a conversation and get involved in each other's lives.' I want to make… — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
![“To me, YouTube isn't just, 'Watch my videos!' It's, 'Let's have a conversation and get involved in each other's lives.' I want to make [my fans] feel like they have a reason to have a YouTube account because they can comment and have a voice.” quote by Shane Dawson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/f75/shane-dawson-4664_accounts_to-me-youtube-isn-t-just-watch-my-videos_370431.jpg)