Patients are almost always preceded by their parents, because no matter how fast an ambulance can drive, terrified parents can drive faster. — John Green Copy Share Image
“Your friends’ parents drive like assholes. Tell them it’s an elementary school parking lot, not downtown fucking Manhattan.” — Justin Halpern Copy Share Image
We've got a pretty close family. Just ended fourteen years of travel hockey with two boys. My daughter was always a part… — Jeff Daniels Copy Share Image