It doesn't matter how old you are...If a little kid shoots you with a toy gun, you die on the spot. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Happy Mother's Day to someone who deserves a much better Mother's Day than I'm capable of pulling off without her help. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
No child has ever been done a favor, by parents who hate each other, staying together. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Writing was a spiritual exercise for my father, the only thing he really believed in. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Choose the guy who will take you to his home to meet his parents not his pellow . — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I knew my mother had it in for me from a young age. My bath toys were an electric toaster and hair-dryer. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Parents teach their sons all kinds of things, but they do not teach them how to find the woman of their dreams… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Leave your pride, ego, and narcissism somewhere else. Reactions from those parts of you will reinforce your children's most primitive fears. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Be kind to thy father, for when thou were young, who loved thee so fondly as he? He caught the first accents… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
On this auspicious day of Mother's day, may the God Almighty bless you my dearest Mother and keep you safe at all… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Father taught us that opportunity and responsibility go hand in hand. I think we all act on that principle; on the basic… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I came from a very normal, un-Hollywood background. My parents provided me with every sort of normal upbringing that they could. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Youth is when you blame all your troubles on your parents; maturity is when you learn that everything is the fault of… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A heart breaking isn't always as loud as a bomb exploding Sometimes it can b as quiet as a feather falling &… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I will never be able to forget the times you have stood up for me. I will never be able to forget… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I am leaving you with a gift: peace of mind and of heart. And the peace I give isn't fragile like the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Oh, yes," nodded Pollyanna, emphatically. He [her father] said he felt better right away, that first day he thought to count 'em.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Many of life's decisions are hard. What kind of career should you pursue? Does your ailing mother need to be put in… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have seen in this revolution a circular motion of the sovereign power through two usurpers, father and son, to the late… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“9 aAfter this manner therefore bpray ye: Our cFather which art in heaven, dHallowed be thy ename. 10 Thy akingdom come. Thy… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Our personalities are often molded by how we are treated: if a parent or spouse is defensive or argumentative in dealing with… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“fathers must do more than just send their daughters off into the world and “hope they come back with a good one.”… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I already feel as if being lied to is a giant fuck you...but my mother??? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“EVERY ENDING IS A NEW BEGINNING. YOUR LUCKY NUMBER IS NONE. YOUR LUCKY COLOR IS DEAD. Motto: LIKE FATHER, LIKE SON.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Even though I have a zero relationship with my mother in law, she still insists I call her mom. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
To all the beautiful mothers and soon to be mothers who gave us life and love, wishing you a happy mother's day! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“One thing that I completely got—I got why my father fell in love with her. Why she fell in love with my… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Love your mother, the most beautiful person on this earth. Our best critic, yet our strongest supporter. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
As I walk through the valley of shadow and death. I fear no evil for I am the baddest mother fucker in… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
This New Years, I'm going to party like Maury just told me I'm not the father! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sorry you have such a weird name and no celebrity parents to blame it on — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Just curious if we can count my phoning you to bail me out of jail this Cinco de Mayo as my Mother's… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I feel like anyone who's ever said the words 'your parents must be proud' obviously have some deep rooted family issues. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share