“Gussie is an orange-juice addict. He drinks nothing else.' 'I was not aware of that, sir.' 'I have it from his own lips. Whether from some hereditary taint, or because he promised his mother he wouldn't, or simply because he… — P.G.Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“Tut!' I said. 'What did you say?' 'I said "Tut!"' 'Say it once again, and I'll biff you where you stand. I've enough to… — P.G.Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“I remember, back in England, the man I had before Jeeves sneaked off to a meeting on his evening out and come back and… — P.G.Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. And until tonight I had always felt that there was a lot in it. I had… — P.G.Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“I had staked all on Gussie making a favourable impression on his hostess, basing my confidence on the fact that he was one of… — P.G.Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“She seemed glad to see me. In fact, she actually said she was glad to see me – a statement no other aunt on… — P.G.Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“There is nothing that so satisfactorily unites individuals who have been so unfortunate as to quarrel amongst themselves as a strong mutual dislike for… — P.G.Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“I was exercised about the poor fish, as I am about all my pals, close or distant, who find themselves treading upon Life's banana… — P.G.Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“Gussie is an orange-juice addict. He drinks nothing else.' 'I was not aware of that, sir.' 'I have it from his own lips. Whether… — P.G.Wodehouse Copy Share Image
