“I had staked all on Gussie making a favourable impression on his hostess, basing my confidence on the fact that he was one of those timid, obsequious, teacup-passing, thin-bread- and-butter-offering, yes-men whom women of my Aunt Dahlia's type nearly always… — P.G.Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“Tut!' I said. 'What did you say?' 'I said "Tut!"' 'Say it once again, and I'll biff you where you stand. I've enough to… — P.G.Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“I remember, back in England, the man I had before Jeeves sneaked off to a meeting on his evening out and come back and… — P.G.Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. And until tonight I had always felt that there was a lot in it. I had… — P.G.Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“I had staked all on Gussie making a favourable impression on his hostess, basing my confidence on the fact that he was one of… — P.G.Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“She seemed glad to see me. In fact, she actually said she was glad to see me – a statement no other aunt on… — P.G.Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“There is nothing that so satisfactorily unites individuals who have been so unfortunate as to quarrel amongst themselves as a strong mutual dislike for… — P.G.Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“I was exercised about the poor fish, as I am about all my pals, close or distant, who find themselves treading upon Life's banana… — P.G.Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“Gussie is an orange-juice addict. He drinks nothing else.' 'I was not aware of that, sir.' 'I have it from his own lips. Whether… — P.G.Wodehouse Copy Share Image
