“It’s simply the most adorable thing ever: My mother has joined a gang.” — Josh Lieb Copy Share Image
It's interesting, on your second day of existence, to realize that your father is going to blame all the future failures of his life on you. — Josh Lieb Copy Share Image
I keep my TV writing and my book writing almost wholly separate. The audiences feel so different. — Josh Lieb Copy Share Image
The more you write, the faster you'll write, and the less you'll mind throwing stuff out. — Josh Lieb Copy Share Image
“Boys are idiots. Girls are idiots, too, of course, but boys are a special kind of idiot. A girl, for instance, will vote for… — Josh Lieb Copy Share Image
It doesn't pay to be good at something unless you are the absolute best at it. — Josh Lieb Copy Share Image
Fahrenheit 451 is one of those books that is about how amazing books are and how amazing the people who write books are. Writers… — Josh Lieb Copy Share Image
“What is evil?' you ask. To which I reply, 'Who are you, Friedrich Nietzsche?' To which you respond, 'Duh, wha? Me no understand.' Then… — Josh Lieb Copy Share Image
“Sunrises and sunsets are real jerks about putting things in perspective.” — Josh Lieb Copy Share Image
“Moorehead is one of those sad people who go into teaching so they can be worshipped by the only people sadder than they are… — Josh Lieb Copy Share Image
“According to the fortune-cookie logic most people live by, the best things in life are free. That's crap. I have a gold-plated robot that… — Josh Lieb Copy Share Image
I read an awful lot in college - a lot of Dickens, a lot of 19th century American stuff, a lot of old mysteries.… — Josh Lieb Copy Share Image
Important days don't look like anything special when they start. Invariably, the sun rises and people wake up. Coffee is swilled and eggs are… — Josh Lieb Copy Share Image
