I know some people whose father has basically spent their whole inheritance on scammers. He's old; he wants to feel important, like he's doing business, so he goes to his bank and pays out - it's terrifying. — James Veitch Copy Share Image
I went to see my mother the other day, and she told me this story that I'd completely forgotten about how, when we were driving together, she would pull the car over, and by the time she had gotten out… — James Veitch Copy Share Image
I remember it when I used to go out, I used to dress as Superman, but then I used to dress as Superman dressed… — James Veitch Copy Share Image
My hobbies are playing piano and guitar, pining for girls, worrying about climate change, pining for girls, and the poetry of John Keats. — James Veitch Copy Share Image
I'd really like to be able to whistle with two fingers. Is this a biological thing? Is it to do with the teeth? Who… — James Veitch Copy Share Image
A lot of people see scammers as, like, just one guy in a basement with his computer, but actually, I think it's probably almost… — James Veitch Copy Share Image
I had an awkward moment when I got a phone call from the person pretending to be Winnie Mandela. 'Winnie' sounded about 12 years… — James Veitch Copy Share Image
I woke up one morning to an email from my friend Alex that said she'd had her bag stolen. Ordinarily, I'm quite quick on… — James Veitch Copy Share Image
The Internet gave us access to everything; but it also gave everything access to us. — James Veitch Copy Share Image
The marooned friend is one of the best-known scams, principally because it's the one that dodges the spam filter most often. It comes from… — James Veitch Copy Share Image
I think of the spam folder not as Pandora's box but as a costume shop in which you can play and play at being… — James Veitch Copy Share Image
Some of the best scams that you get are the ones that pretend to come from friends of yours, because you can just say… — James Veitch Copy Share Image
