“Heavenly Father, I promise never again (or for three business days, whichever comes first) to take your blessings for granted if your boundless wisdom can manifest to smite this motherfucker. I don’t know, rain down some sulphur, whisper divine suggestion… — Gordon Highland Copy Share Image
“My role is insignificant. Sure, there’s diaper detail and fire watch and general fawning, but aside from keeping our noses above the poverty line,… — Gordon Highland Copy Share Image
“Writing what you know" is about as much fun as having an affair with your spouse.” — Gordon Highland Copy Share Image
“Borrowed time and stolen moments are those of which we take the most ownership.” — Gordon Highland Copy Share Image
“Strapped in, this chair conjures sympathetic imagery the eyes could never record. Theater of the mind etched on the skull wall. The collective depression… — gordon highland Copy Share Image
“The definition of success constantly evolves for the truly ambitious.” — Gordon Highland Copy Share Image
“I’ll keep this part short, because no one truly gives a shit about this kind of stuff, and I’m sure you don’t, either. They… — Gordon Highland Copy Share Image
“These things matter. It’s tedious, I know. Any writer worth his weight in pulp would by now have set the hero along a definable… — Gordon Highland Copy Share Image
“Many people talk of the “god-shaped void” in their lives that had been waiting to be filled by faith. Always in born-again hindsight, this… — Gordon Highland Copy Share Image
“Hold the mail, I could swear that was funny. He must draw his powers from the others. A malevolent synergy, like when you multiply… — Gordon Highland Copy Share Image
“Celebrations, for me, have always been where celibacy meets masturbation.” — Gordon Highland Copy Share Image
