EMILY: This is a cartoon? LORELAI: No, no, this just happened to me the other day. I was walking down the street, and this giant anvil -- yes, mother, it's a cartoon. — Gilmore Girls Copy Share Image
That's it! I'm jumping off the Amistad. This is heavy, my back hurts, I'm not moving it again. -MICHEL — Gilmore Girls Copy Share Image
Rory, I don't want to talk about this. I thought that by saying 'enough' and turning off the light, you would get the message.… — Gilmore Girls Copy Share Image
EMILY: This is a cartoon? LORELAI: No, no, this just happened to me the other day. I was walking down the street, and this… — Gilmore Girls Copy Share Image
That's it. I am gonna get a tape recorder so you can hear how pompous and condescending you sound. -EMILY — Gilmore Girls Copy Share Image
I am getting donuts for later. As soon as I do, I will take you to school and the nice men in the white… — Gilmore Girls Copy Share Image
Ugh, I'll take any other subject in the world for two hundred Alex. -LORELAI — Gilmore Girls Copy Share Image
I don't really believe in regrets. All my experiences, even the ones that didn't turn out the way I wanted them to, I firmly… — Gilmore Girls Copy Share Image
I'm going to lock those two in a room, and they are either coming out reconciled or in a body bag. Believe you me,… — Gilmore Girls Copy Share Image
If I get that far on four shots, it would be a miracle on the order of loaves and fishes. -JASON — Gilmore Girls Copy Share Image
