“My own daughter a streetwalker! If you have any consideration for your parents at all you'll do the only decent thing. What's that? You'll leave this house and not come back until you're a virgin.” — Dan Greenburg Copy Share Image
Cats are dangerous companions for writers because cat watching is a near-perfect method of writing avoidance. — Dan Greenburg Copy Share Image
I carry around such a load of non-specific guilt that every time the metal detector beeps, I always have a wild fear that this… — Dan Greenburg Copy Share Image
“My own daughter a streetwalker! If you have any consideration for your parents at all you'll do the only decent thing. What's that? You'll… — Dan Greenburg Copy Share Image
Fine worries, like fine wines, are at their best only after they have been properly mellowed. — Dan Greenburg Copy Share Image
