*When my parents are asleep* Shhh! They are sleeping! *When I am asleep* Lets vaccum the house for 3 hours — Ash Copy Share Image
*When my parents are asleep* Shhh! They are sleeping! *When I am asleep* Lets vaccum the house for 3 hours — Ash Copy Share Image
*at the cinema* Hey, what movie are you going to see? Snakes on a plane. Snakes on a plane? What's it about? Horses on… — Ash Copy Share Image
“Never think that war, no matter how necessary, nor how justified, is not a crime.” ― Ernest Hemingway, Ernest Hemingway: A Literary Reference” — Ash Copy Share Image
Guy: Hey, I can't find my phone. Can you please call it? Girl: Sure. *Ring ring ring* Guy: Haha bitch, I got your number… — Ash Copy Share Image
