Parenting Quote by Ash

When my parents are sleeping . Me- shhhh! Don't wake them up ..! When I'm sleeping . Mom- Oh, let's vacuum the house for 3 hours!

— Anonymous

Parents sleeping = You being quiet as a mouse. You sleeping = Parents decide to vacuum for 2 hours.

— Anonymous

Me: omg I'm so sleepy. When I get home I will sleep forever. á ¡t home: *turns on the computer* me: What's sleep ? :

— Ritu Ghatourey

When you and Dad fall asleep at 9:30pm, my sister and I can sneak out and have some actual fun!

— Anonymous

Parents go to sleep early. This is universal.

— Emily V. Gordon

'Lets stay up all night!' ...2 hours later... 'Screw this! I'm tired.'

— Anonymous

“Spies and parents never sleep.”

— Linda Gerber

“When you're there, I sleep lengthwise. And when you're gone, I sleep diagonal in my bed.”

— Phish

When I am with you, we stay up all night. When you're not here, I can't go to sleep.

— Anonymous

Parents: Why are you awake so early? Me: Who said I went to sleep?

— Anonymous

The house is clean, the kids are fed, I've scrubbed my butt now I'm off to bed. Goodnight friends, sleep with the angels

— Julie Hernandez

“Time for go to bed!”

— Tor Johnson