I've been called 'paranoid,' 'schizophrenic,' 'the wild child of Silicon Valley.' — John McAfee Copy Share Image
I am lazy, but for some reason, I am so paranoid that I end up working hard. — Seth Rogen Copy Share Image
Drugs seem to turn people into paranoid bores. Why would anyone want to go there? — Jasmine Guinness Copy Share Image
I became paranoid for a long time: I thought that people were out to harm me. — Jens Lekman Copy Share Image
A paranoid thinks that sinister forces are out to get him, not realizing that they are out to get everybody. — Robert Breault Copy Share Image
I've always been the opposite of a paranoid. I operate as if everyone is part of a plot to enhance my well-being. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
California Marijuana farmers are worried that radiation from Japan could affect their crops. Or maybe for some strange reason they're just being… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
I use Twitter to be my best self: fun, dateable. I don't get paranoid with Twitter, only in real life. I write… — Christine and the Queens Copy Share Image
Some journal writers choose to password-protect their site, which is either an incredibly responsible act or a paranoid one. — Jami Attenberg Copy Share Image
I moved to New York City for my health. I'm paranoid and it was the only place where my fears were justified. — Anita Weiss Copy Share Image
I guess the line between being paranoid and being a rock star is smaller than one would expect. — Brian Molko Copy Share Image
Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one...what's your plan? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The paranoid one's wards are still active. They keep me several feet from the building." "But not his car," I said, a… — Karen Marie Moning Copy Share Image
Cannabis always made me paranoid; I felt like people were watching me. And now I'm sober, and I've got this talk show… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
Contemporary feminism cut itself off from history and bankrupted itself when it spun its puerile, paranoid fantasy of male oppressors and female… — Camille Paglia Copy Share Image
The NRA made an ad saying that Obama is elitist because his kids have armed guards. Yeah, that crazy Obama thinking his… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
As women got little crumbs of power, men began to act paranoid - as if we'd disabled them utterly. Do all women… — Erica Jong Copy Share Image
My dad's cooking was magic in the kitchen. But eventually over the years, his personality changed and his ability to remember recipes… — Tess Gerritsen Copy Share Image
The gigs I enjoy are the ones where I'm so angry and paranoid, and I hate the audience so much, that I… — Mark E. Smith Copy Share Image
Abdellatif [Laâbi] was wildly popular with his students and it wasn't difficult to see why: like them, he knew that average Moroccans… — Andre Naffis-Sahely Copy Share Image
You can have all the muskets you want! You can even have assault muskets!...Their (the NRA's) paranoid fear of a possible dystopic… — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
“This part concerns the unshakable feeling one gets, one thinks, after the unthinkable and unexplainable happens--the feeling that, if this person can… — Dave Eggers Copy Share Image
State censorship presents itself as a bulwark between society and forces of subversion or moral corruption. To dismiss this account of its… — J. M. Coetzee Copy Share Image
“Biographical history, as taught in our public schools, is still largely a history of boneheads: ridiculous kings and queens, paranoid political leaders,… — Martin Gardner Copy Share Image
Definitely. More and more I understand that it's very fine not to know where you come from. There is line in a… — Amelie Nothomb Copy Share Image
“Two features in his personality make-up stand out as particularly pathological. The first is his ‘paranoid’ orientation toward the world. He is… — Truman Capote Copy Share Image
If you're a human being, you'd have to be terrified. The impunity ... That these guys can sit on a TV show… — Jeremy Scahill Copy Share Image
“I know how silly and paranoid that sounds, especially coming from a man who gets a perverse thrill from taking chances. But… — Rick Bragg Copy Share Image
It's the doubt that is really a major ingredient of the paranoid thriller. — Alice Winocour Copy Share Image
I’ve always resented the fact that when a cop drives by I feel paranoid instead of protected. — Buddy Wakefield Copy Share Image
There's evil in the world, all right. Being aware of it makes you a realist, not a paranoid. — Dean Koontz Copy Share Image
I'm a tad paranoid. I think the person in front of me is following me the long way round. — Dennis Miller Copy Share Image
It's always good, when it comes to immigration, to always be paranoid. You can never be too paranoid. — Ann Coulter Copy Share Image
As an athlete I was paranoid - and still am - about the slightest pimple that appeared on me and would shoot… — Colin Jackson Copy Share Image