Virtually the second I get home, I change into my "home" clothes - yoga pants and a T-shirt. — Karen Walker Copy Share Image
I can't believe it's actually happening. This is independent adulthood, this is what it feels like. Shouldn't there be some sort of… — David Nicholls Copy Share Image
[Piper] rushed to get dressed. By the time she got up on deck, the others had already gathered—all hastily dressed except for… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
Yes,' he said sincerely. 'Such a one deserves peanut butter on the seat of his pants. — Patricia Briggs Copy Share Image
I just told Max flatly, "I had laser surgery last week to lighten my birthmark," as if it was no big deal.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Three days after my boyfriend left me, I discovered a closetful of his clothes. I thought of what I'd done in the… — Anne Elizabeth Moore Copy Share Image
Whenever I eat at a restaurant I never put the napkin in my lap. People say, 'Hannibal, why don't you put the… — Hannibal Buress Copy Share Image
It didn't matter if I got bitten by a dog or I ripped my pants on the fence post or I poked… — Anthony Kiedis Copy Share Image
I've been a storyteller all my life. When I was in high school, I used to amuse myself by driving through the… — Patricia Briggs Copy Share Image
I'm sure that we can handle this situation maturely, just like the responsible adults that we are. Isn't that right, Mr. Poopy… — Leslie Nielsen Copy Share Image
Everyone has this sense of togetherness right now. For example, one guy on the subway today, he wanted to share my pants. — David Letterman Copy Share Image
I remember having a grade-school teacher I thought was a hard-ass. When you're that age, you think the guy is Himmler. Then… — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
Waiting for the fish to bite or waiting for wind to fly a kite. Or waiting around for Friday night or waiting… — Dr. Seuss Copy Share Image
My mama never wore a pair of pants when I was growing up, and now that's all she wears. It was so… — Dolly Parton Copy Share Image
I don't know how the editors are going to take it or how it may be received. But to some extent I'm… — Christopher Darden Copy Share Image
Part of what you need to understand is that we're forced to look back. You had the importation of third world or… — Van Jones Copy Share Image
Since I was a child, I hated having to deal with my hair. I hated having to change my clothes. As a… — Patti Smith Copy Share Image
I don’t intimidate you at all, do I? (Acheron) Well, when you chased me through Kyrian’s house, I did wet my pants… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
A day without newspapers is like walking around without your pants on. — Jerry Coleman Copy Share Image
I’m freakishly tall, so finding pants that fit is something I’ve struggled with my whole life, — Karlie Kloss Copy Share Image