Funboy: Pal, something is seriously wrong with you. The Crow: Atrocity has that effect on me. — James O'Barr Copy Share Image
Typographical laziness was slowly destroying our culture, according to Lexa and her pals. Inexactitude was death. — Scott Westerfeld Copy Share Image
Swimming gave me my start, but my pal Tarzan did the real work. He set me up nicely. — Johnny Weissmuller Copy Share Image
Don't be a pal to your son. Be his father. What child needs a 40-year-old for a friend? — Al Capp Copy Share Image
We were blood brothers, pals forever. He was my very best friend. Nobody else could see him. I now know he was… — Dan Barker Copy Share Image
I was never OJ's closest pal, and the media would say that over and over, but I wasn't his enemy either. — Kato Kaelin Copy Share Image
I am not being facetious when I say that the real enemies in this country are the Pentagon and its pals in… — Bella Abzug Copy Share Image
A lot of people are looking for their soul mates. Along the way, it's nice to bump into some genital pals. — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
Ever see this? It's a homeless guy but he's got a dog... The dog's really thrilled with this idea. The dog's going,… — Norm MacDonald Copy Share Image
My pals, such as they are, in Hollywood, ask me why I love to travel to D.C. so much, why it's a… — Ben Stein Copy Share Image
This guitar is such a pal. It's a psychiatrist. It's a doggone bartender. It's a housewife. This guy is everything. Whenever I… — Les Paul Copy Share Image
Just ten of the Jewish billionaires on this Earth have more than enough to transform the occupied territories into heaven. We can… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
Friends come in all sizes, take it from me! Golly gee, size doesn't matter, when you want some friendly patter from a… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
I hated teenagers in comics because they were always sidekicks. And I always felt if I were a superhero, there's no way… — Stan Lee Copy Share Image
What really helps motivate me to walk are my dogs, who are my best pals. They keep you honest about walking because… — Wendie Malick Copy Share Image
Letter writing was clearly important to Reagan. Even as president he kept dashing off letters to friends, pen pals, media people, statesmen,… — Russell Baker Copy Share Image
The person that always comes to mind, and it's odd now because we've become pals, is Ben Folds. I've always considered him… — Jason Sudeikis Copy Share Image
The biggest single problem of American parents today is the foolish idea that you just have to be a friend to your… — Steve Biddulph Copy Share Image
When someone tell me they illegally downloaded one of my audiobooks I think, Thanks a lot, Pal. When someone tells me they… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
What America is, to me, is a guy doesn't want to buy, you let him not buy, you respect his not buying.… — George Saunders Copy Share Image
The cliché I tried to avoid was I hated "teenage sidekicks." I always figured if I were a superhero, there's no way… — Stan Lee Copy Share Image
In real life, shouldn't a wedding be an awesome party you throw with your great pal, in the presence of a bunch… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
When I was a kid, my favorite movies were the George Pal version of 'War Of The Worlds,' 'Them,' and 'Invasion of… — David Gerrold Copy Share Image
Most of the things at the zoo don't look like us. We're one design that works. Our chimp pals sort of look… — Seth Shostak Copy Share Image
“He rolled his eyes and took my hand. His hand was hard and calloused, tough with muscle and old scars. The night… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
You can stay and die or you can walk your ugly ass back through that gate. It's your call, pal. — Dante Alighieri Copy Share Image
Long conversations with pals when neither you nor they have had a drink can be a test of palship. — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
What do men want? They want a lot of pals, and they wish that people wouldn't get so mad at them. — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
“Wish and Wisdom are pals. Wisdom consoles at the fall of Wish and Wish cheers up when Wisdom is at wrong foot!” — Abhijit Kar Gupta Copy Share Image
When you get to a certain age, you don't get lost. If you have a good set of pals around about you… — Ford Kiernan Copy Share Image
You owe dough? You ain't give up that cheese? Hey... Sooner or later, you'll Pay, Pal (no eBay). — Joell Ortiz Copy Share Image
“Some of our friends are our friends only because we used to be friends.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
To my sick little pal. I will try to knock you another homer, maybe two today. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Having a great dad probably permitted me to pal around with guys in a way that some women don't. — Mary Karr Copy Share Image
My most useful acting tip came from my pal John Wayne. Talk low, talk slow, and don't say too much. — Michael Caine Copy Share Image
Life- long pals means best pals forever and ever. We'll never be apart, never. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I like to write paper mail - nobody does that anymore - with my pen pals. — Hilarie Burton Copy Share Image
I was once knocked out by a Mexican bantamweight - six of my pals were swinging him around by his heels at… — Randall Cobb Copy Share Image
