Don't be a pal to your son. Be his father. What child needs a 40-year-old for a friend? — Al Capp Copy Share Image
Swimming gave me my start, but my pal Tarzan did the real work. He set me up nicely. — Johnny Weissmuller Copy Share Image
If you don't know the guy on the other side of the world, love him anyway because he's just like you. He… — Frank Sinatra Copy Share Image
Anyway, madness and genius. They're the disturbed pals of the human condition. The Bonnie and Clyde, the Thelma and Louise, the baking… — Deb Caletti Copy Share Image
I remember being shocked when I discovered some of my school pals didn't have books in their homes. I thought it was… — Iain Banks Copy Share Image
It fits my ADD, so that's good. Because I really can't focus on anything for too long. And 'Top Gear's really the… — Adam Ferrara Copy Share Image
I'm not a big drinker. I don't really drink at all. But my dad and his pals will want to have a… — Charlie Flynn Copy Share Image
I'm working on a screenplay right now for the BBC, but I hope to have the decks cleared soon so I can… — Irvine Welsh Copy Share Image
I treat my wife very differently than I treat my chums and my pals. I wouldn't worry about calling them on Valentine's… — Mike Huckabee Copy Share Image
In theory, I work an eight-hour day and a five-day week which means I can socialise with my pals who mostly have… — Iain Banks Copy Share Image
All men have parties and are pals who never let each other down. A pal can say terrible things which are forgotten… — Tove Jansson Copy Share Image
The Right said, [Barack Obama] is lying, he's a socialist who pals around with terrorists, he's a secret Muslim and blah blah… — Bill Ayers Copy Share Image
When the word began to get out, the idea of tying imitations of aquatic worms was not met with universal approval in… — Ed Engle Copy Share Image
So the misplaced assumption is that we have this whole new institutional element where these [financial] institutions are looking after their own… — John C. Bogle Copy Share Image
We had a great childhood and boyhood. It was a wonderful time through those years. A lot of it was through the… — James Arness Copy Share Image
You can’t blame a fella for kissing the prettiest girl in New York, can you, sister?” Sam’s grin was anything but apologetic.… — Libba Bray Copy Share Image
I like the British public. There is something in this country called tall poppy syndrome. You're good but you're not that good,… — Steve Coogan Copy Share Image
Why the fairy tale of Willie Mays making a brilliant World Series catch, and then dashing off to play stickball in the… — Ernie Harwell Copy Share Image
Women are not pals enough with men, so we must make ourselves indispensable. After all, we have the greatest weapon in our… — Maria Callas Copy Share Image
And their pals vote for their stuff when they're not on the panel, and it just keeps going that way. And they… — Charlton Heston Copy Share Image
Anybody can sympathise with all the sufferings of the pal, nevertheless it involves an extremely great mother nature to sympathise by using… — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
The things a man has to have are hope and confidence in himself against odds, and sometimes he needs somebody, his pal… — Clark Gable Copy Share Image
“Forget the fountain of youth, pal of mine. You can live to be a thousand, and it won't matter. Mediocrities like you… — Gary Shteyngart Copy Share Image
We're great, Jo and me. We're pals, and I guess sex has a lot to do with it. She's also brilliant at… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Of course you are. Then you're going to give me multiple orgasms and pay off my mortgage too. I saw this movie,… — Jeaniene Frost Copy Share Image
Although we were never pals and occasionally butted heads, my relationship with Clinton and his wife, Hillary, made me a better journalist. — Ron Fournier Copy Share Image
When you were a tadpole and I was a fish, in the Palæozoic time And side by side in the sluggish tide,… — Langdon Smith Copy Share Image
Just ten of the Jewish billionaires on this Earth have more than enough to transform the occupied territories into heaven. We can… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
This guitar is such a pal. It's a psychiatrist. It's a doggone bartender. It's a housewife. This guy is everything. Whenever I… — Les Paul Copy Share Image
My pals, such as they are, in Hollywood, ask me why I love to travel to D.C. so much, why it's a… — Ben Stein Copy Share Image
Ever see this? It's a homeless guy but he's got a dog... The dog's really thrilled with this idea. The dog's going,… — Norm MacDonald Copy Share Image
I knew of Senator [George] Mitchell because he was very close friends with who was soon to be the senior senator, Paul… — Barbara Mikulski Copy Share Image
That's actually how my parents met. They were pen pals. My mom was in the Philippines and my father was in the… — Vanessa Hudgens Copy Share Image
Our opponent [ Representative John Lewis] is someone who sees America as imperfect enough to pal around with terrorists who targeted their… — Sarah Palin Copy Share Image
I don't live in Hollywood. I don't have celebrities as friends. I like them, but I don't pal around with them. I… — Jerry Springer Copy Share Image
My son is 7 years old. I am 54. It has taken me a great many years to reach that age. I… — Clifton Fadiman Copy Share Image
I used to be a session musician before I was a wrestler. I played bass guitar. I was big pals with Lars… — Hulk Hogan Copy Share Image
He is very imprudent, a dog; he never makes it his business to inquire whether you are in the right or the… — Jerome K. Jerome Copy Share Image
The other day I got invited to a party, but I stayed home instead. Just me and my pal Johnny Walker and… — George Thorogood Copy Share Image
At school, myself and some pals, all football-daft, divided up the old English First Division and wrote off to half a dozen… — Drew Busby Copy Share Image