I tried and failed at doing stand-up on my own in 2002 but I hadn't found my voice. — Tim Key Copy Share Image
I cooked Christmas dinner for sixty people in St Petersburg once. Not on my own, and I think my bit was being… — Tim Key Copy Share Image
No, I have no interest in records at all. I don't own any. I haven't played my own record. It's just not… — Tim Key Copy Share Image
I do love AA Milne. And I'm not really into poetry. Not including my own - I love my own. But mine's… — Tim Key Copy Share Image
I live on my own and things like yuccas and telephones make the whole place a bit more vibrant. — Tim Key Copy Share Image
Ever since I was able to consume entertainment, radio has been one of the main things I've devoured. — Tim Key Copy Share Image
If I'm writing a radio thing that's narrative, it's quite nice to stop for an hour and write a load of garbage that I… — Tim Key Copy Share Image
The bath, for me, was always a place to relax, to retreat from the hell of modern-day life. A sanctuary. — Tim Key Copy Share Image
Doing a new show is just so much pressure. I saw a magazine with my face on the cover and the question 'Is this… — Tim Key Copy Share Image
When I write poetry, I write in torrents. I have no interest in quality or finesse, only in quantity and waste. Scribble and discard,… — Tim Key Copy Share Image
My ideal Friday night is spent playing scrabble in my local in Kentish Town with a goon called Lenny. After I've won a couple… — Tim Key Copy Share Image
I try to write jokes but when I've written about four I run out. Writing my show is a very lonely place. — Tim Key Copy Share Image
